I worked for Zed for over 40 years, and in all that time he never invited me to dinner....
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[Z's eulogy]
Agent K:
I worked for Zed for over 40 years, and in all that time he never invited me to dinner. Heve never asked to me to his house to watch a game. He never shared a single detail of his personal life. Thank you.
Agent O:
Thank you, Agent K. That was very moving.
Agent J:
That was your eulogy?
Agent K:
He was a good man.
Agent O:
Ladies, gentlemen, other life forms, when I told the Felucian Zyglot about Zed's passing, she said something that I'm going to repeat. And I'm paraphrasing. Ahem.
[starts screeching in an alien tongue]
Agent O:
That's just so Zed.
Transcript
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He's been dead for over 40 years
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Okay see the prerequisite for a joke is that it be funny
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It's never been funny
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Computer Agent K and Boris the Animal
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Men in Black incident report July 1969
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Location Cape Canaveral
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Perpetrator Boris the Animal escaped and fled Earth
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Assumed to have returned to planet Boglodotia 20 light years away
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Agent K pronounced dead at scene Awarded posthumous commendation
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for action which prevented greater loss of human life
Clip duration: 36 seconds
Views: 449
Timestamp in movie: 00h 27m 56s
Uploaded: 20 March, 2022
Genres: action, adventure, comedy
Summary: Agent J travels in time to M.I.B.'s early days in 1969 to stop an alien from assassinating his friend Agent K and changing history.
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00:34 Can I help you
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00:08 There are things out there you don't need to know
00:06 I don't like it I hate going in blind I'm gonna...
00:15 That's not possible
00:35 Yeah you and O
00:07 Oh all right You know what Agent K
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00:33 You all right
00:08 Man I am getting too old for this
00:04 I win I'm better than me
00:06 Where's your partner He went home
00:04 Sir if I may
00:22 Do not lose that time device
00:37 Where'd you get the car And the suit