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Agent J:
So this is how you see things? This is amazing!Griffin:It's a gigantic pain in the ass, but it has it's moments.Agent J:Wait, this game doesn't happen 'til October.Griffin:Oh, it's always October, November, March... so many futures, and they're all real, just don't know which one will coalesce. Until then, they're all happening. Like this one, it's my favorite moment in human history. All the things that have to converge for the Mets to win the World Series. They were in last place every single season until they won it all.Young Agent K:You said you had a gift for us?Griffin:That baseball, for instance, thrown for the last out of Game 5, manufactured in 1962 by the Spalding Factory of Chicopee, Massachusetts, was aerodynamically flawed, due to the horse hide being improperly tanned because Sheila, the tanner's wife, left him for a Puerto Rican golf pro that Sunday...Agent J: Uh, the gift?Griffin:Oh, oh, yes, of course, it's in the box. It's the surprise. To protect the Earth, It's the shield.Agent J:Shield... Arcanan... Arc-Net! That's what you did! You put up the Arc-Net.Young Agent K:How did I do that?Griffin:When that ball is pitched to Davey Johnson, who only became a baseball player because his father couldn't find a football to give him for his eighth birthday - it hits his bat two micrometers too high, causing him to pop out to Cleon Jones - who would have been born Clara, a statistical typist, if his parents didn't have an extra glass of wine that night before going to bed.Griffin:A miracle is what seems impossible but happens anyway. I lost my planet. I don't want you to lose yours. It'll take a miracle, but if you pull this off, you'll be my new favorite moment in human history. Oh, dear. I forgot to see this one coming
So this is how you see things? This is amazing!Griffin:It's a gigantic pain in the ass, but it has it's moments.Agent J:Wait, this game doesn't happen 'til October.Griffin:Oh, it's always October, November, March... so many futures, and they're all real, just don't know which one will coalesce. Until then, they're all happening. Like this one, it's my favorite moment in human history. All the things that have to converge for the Mets to win the World Series. They were in last place every single season until they won it all.Young Agent K:You said you had a gift for us?Griffin:That baseball, for instance, thrown for the last out of Game 5, manufactured in 1962 by the Spalding Factory of Chicopee, Massachusetts, was aerodynamically flawed, due to the horse hide being improperly tanned because Sheila, the tanner's wife, left him for a Puerto Rican golf pro that Sunday...Agent J: Uh, the gift?Griffin:Oh, oh, yes, of course, it's in the box. It's the surprise. To protect the Earth, It's the shield.Agent J:Shield... Arcanan... Arc-Net! That's what you did! You put up the Arc-Net.Young Agent K:How did I do that?Griffin:When that ball is pitched to Davey Johnson, who only became a baseball player because his father couldn't find a football to give him for his eighth birthday - it hits his bat two micrometers too high, causing him to pop out to Cleon Jones - who would have been born Clara, a statistical typist, if his parents didn't have an extra glass of wine that night before going to bed.Griffin:A miracle is what seems impossible but happens anyway. I lost my planet. I don't want you to lose yours. It'll take a miracle, but if you pull this off, you'll be my new favorite moment in human history. Oh, dear. I forgot to see this one coming
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So this is how you see things This is amazing
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It's a gigantic pain in the ass But it has its moments
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This game doesn't happen till October
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It's always October
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and November and March
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So many futures and all real Don't know which will coalesce
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Until then they're all happening
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Like this one it's my favourite moment in human history
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All the things that had to converge for the Mets to win the World Series
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They were in last place every single season until they won it all
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You said you had a gift
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That baseball
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thrown for the last out of game five manufactured in '62 by Spalding
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of Chicopee Massachusetts was aerodynamically flawed
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due to the horsehide being improperly tanned
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because the tanner's wife left him
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for a Puerto Rican golf pro
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The gift
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Oh yes of course In the box
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It's the surprise To protect the Earth
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It's a shield
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Shield
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Archanan Arc Net You put up the Arc Net
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How When that ball is pitched to
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Davey Johnson
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who became a player
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because his dad couldn't find a football to give him for his birthday
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it hits
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his bat two micrometres too high
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popping out to Cleon Jones
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who would've been born Clara a statistical
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typist if his parents didn't have an extra glass of wine that night
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before going to bed
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A miracle
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is what seems impossible but happens anyway
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I lost my planet
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I don't want you to lose yours
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It'll take a miracle but if you pull this off
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you'll be my new favourite moment
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in human history
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Oh dear
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I forgot to see this one coming
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Movie Summary
Agent J travels in time to M.I.B.'s early days in 1969 to stop an alien from assassinating his friend Agent K and changing history.
