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This ain't a conjugal visit
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Men in Black 3

This ain't a conjugal visit. So quit your conjugating. When's the last timeyou conjugated...

This ain't a conjugal visit. So quit your conjugating. When's the last timeyou conjugated anything? I see you've brought me a treat,darling. Would you mind cutting this upfor us? It's a special day. I'm a romantic like that

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This ain't a conjugal visit
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So quit your conjugating
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When's the last time you conjugated anything
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I see you've brought me a treat darling
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Would you mind cutting this up for us It's a special day
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I'm a romantic like that
Available in 10 languages
Duration
19 seconds
Views
46
Timestamp in Movie
00:02:44
Uploaded
Feb 13, 2026
Genres
action, adventure, comedy
Production
Columbia Pictures,Hemisphere Media Capital,Amblin Entertainment,Parkes+MacDonald Image Nation,Image Nation Abu Dhabi

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Movie Summary

Agent J travels in time to M.I.B.'s early days in 1969 to stop an alien from assassinating his friend Agent K and changing history.
Oh, I wouldn't do that. - Men in Black 3 00:07
Oh, I wouldn't do that.
Boris! You promised to take me with you! We had a deal! Obadiah Price. Yes. I did make you a promise - Men in Black 3 00:15
Boris! You promised to take me with you! We had a deal!...
You can't win, Boris. - Men in Black 3 00:11
You can't win, Boris.
Rather hot in here Mind if I open a window - Men in Black 3 00:06
Rather hot in here Mind if I open a window
Sorry, darling. - Men in Black 3 00:06
Sorry, darling.
Let's rewrite history, shall we, K? - Men in Black 3 00:06
Let's rewrite history, shall we, K?
Good afternoon. - Men in Black 3 00:19
Good afternoon.
You know how you're on a plane and you're asked to turn your phone offYou're like I ain't turning it off Has nothing to do with a planeWell this is what we get That's what happensIt gets up there bounces around on the satellites andJust turn your damn - Men in Black 3 00:20
You know how you're on a plane and you're asked to...
And now a few words from Agent K. - Men in Black 3 00:21
And now a few words from Agent K.
I worked with Zed for over 40 years and in all that timehe never invited me to dinnerHe never asked me to his house to watch a gameHe never shared a single detail of his personal lifeYeah he was weirdThank youAnd now we will hear from our new chief Agent - Men in Black 3 01:12
I worked with Zed for over 40 years and in all that timehe...
Thank you. - Men in Black 3 00:27
Thank you.
That's just so Zed. - Men in Black 3 00:07
That's just so Zed.
You lose something over here, Hondo? - Men in Black 3 01:00
You lose something over here, Hondo?
Can you promise if I go first you'll do better than that at my funeralYou know something likeJ was a friendNow there's a big part of me that's goneOh J all the things that I should have saidexcept I was too oldand craggy and surlyand just tight I was - Men in Black 3 00:31
Can you promise if I go first you'll do better than...
Jeffrey. - Men in Black 3 00:27
Jeffrey.
Do I know you - Men in Black 3 00:23
Do I know you
K, J! So happy to see you. Mr. Wu get you your regular table? - Men in Black 3 00:07
K, J! So happy to see you. Mr. Wu get you your regular...
You no hungry? - Men in Black 3 00:16
You no hungry?
Hey, what you guys wanna bust my balls for, huh? - Men in Black 3 00:07
Hey, what you guys wanna bust my balls for, huh?
Man, you look like you come from the planet......Damn. - Men in Black 3 00:40
Man, you look like you come from the planet......Damn.