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Agent J:
How are you, officers? What can I do you for?1969 NYPD Cop #1: Well, look at this. Powered windows, Powered seats. I'll bet you the thing costs six grand.Agent J:Uh, yes, and it has a roof, but it's hidden.1969 NYPD Cop #2: Hey, what kind of work do you do? An individual of your particular... ethnic persuasion?Agent J:Mmm.1969 NYPD Cop #1: Maybe he's a noted athlete.Agent J:Mmm! Yes. Uh... Starting forward for the Detroit Darkies.1969 NYPD Cop #1: Where did you get the car?1969 NYPD Cop #2: And the suit?Agent J:I stole them both.Agent J:Uh, car from your wife...Agent J:... suit from your grandmother.Agent J:Hey.1969 NYPD Cop #1: What do we have here? Concealed weapon?Agent J: Hey, it's his grandmother's suit.1969 NYPD Cop #2: What's this?1969 NYPD Cop #1: Probably drugs.Agent J:Listen, I have rights, and I demand to see my lawyer before you press that small button on the side firmly!1969 NYPD Cop #1: Press it.Agent J:That, gentlemen, is a standard-issue neuralyzer, but you're not gonna remember that. And just because you see a black man driving in a nice car, does not mean it's stolen!Agent J:I stole that one. But not 'cause I'm black!Agent J:I'll be done with the car in a minute! Just find it and take it back to the jerk at the Roosevelt Hotel
How are you, officers? What can I do you for?1969 NYPD Cop #1: Well, look at this. Powered windows, Powered seats. I'll bet you the thing costs six grand.Agent J:Uh, yes, and it has a roof, but it's hidden.1969 NYPD Cop #2: Hey, what kind of work do you do? An individual of your particular... ethnic persuasion?Agent J:Mmm.1969 NYPD Cop #1: Maybe he's a noted athlete.Agent J:Mmm! Yes. Uh... Starting forward for the Detroit Darkies.1969 NYPD Cop #1: Where did you get the car?1969 NYPD Cop #2: And the suit?Agent J:I stole them both.Agent J:Uh, car from your wife...Agent J:... suit from your grandmother.Agent J:Hey.1969 NYPD Cop #1: What do we have here? Concealed weapon?Agent J: Hey, it's his grandmother's suit.1969 NYPD Cop #2: What's this?1969 NYPD Cop #1: Probably drugs.Agent J:Listen, I have rights, and I demand to see my lawyer before you press that small button on the side firmly!1969 NYPD Cop #1: Press it.Agent J:That, gentlemen, is a standard-issue neuralyzer, but you're not gonna remember that. And just because you see a black man driving in a nice car, does not mean it's stolen!Agent J:I stole that one. But not 'cause I'm black!Agent J:I'll be done with the car in a minute! Just find it and take it back to the jerk at the Roosevelt Hotel
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How are you officers What can I do you for
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Well look at this Power windows power seats
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I'll bet you it cost 6 grand Yeah
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Yes and it has a roof but it's hidden
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Hey what kind of work do you do
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An individual of your
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particular ethnic persuasion
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Maybe he's a noted athlete
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Yes Starting forward for the Detroit Darkies
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Where'd you get the car And the suit
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I stole them both Car from your wife
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suit from your grandmother
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Hey
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What do we have here Concealed weapon
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Hey it's his grandmother's suit
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Hey what's this Probably drugs
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I have rights and I demand to see my lawyer
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before you press that small button on the side firmly
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Press it
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That gentlemen is a standard issue neuralyser
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You're not gonna remember that
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And just because you see a black man driving a nice car
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does not mean it's stolen
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I stole that one But not because I'm black
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I'll be done with the car in a minute
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Just find it and take it back to the jerk at the Roosevelt Hotel
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Movie Summary
Agent J travels in time to M.I.B.'s early days in 1969 to stop an alien from assassinating his friend Agent K and changing history.


