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You all rightMay I have everyone's attention pleaseThank youYou know how your kid won the goldfish in that little baggiefrom the fair and you didn't want it in your houseso you told your kid it ran

Okay. You know how you kids won the goldfish in that little baggy at the school fair, and...

Men in Black 3 • 2012

Agent J:
All right, pay attention...Agent J:Okay. You know how you kids won the goldfish in that little baggy at the school fair, and you didn't want that nasty thing in your house so you flushed it down the toilet? Well, this's what happened

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You all right

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May I have everyone's attention please

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Thank you

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You know how your kid won the goldfish in that little baggie

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from the fair and you didn't want it in your house

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so you told your kid it ran away when you flushed it down the toilet

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Well this is what happens

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هل أنت بخير

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أعيروني إنتباهكم جميعا أرجوكم

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شكرا إبنكم ربح سمكة الزينه بالمعرض المدرسي

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أنتم لم تريدوها بالمنزل فأخبرتوه أنها هربت

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لكنكم تخلصتم منها بالمرحاض هذا ما حدث لها

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هل فهمتم ما أقول لا تكذبوا على أبنائكم

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ত ম ভ ল আছ

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আম প রত য ক র মন য গ আকর ষণ করছ প ল জ

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ধন যব দ

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আপন র সন ত ন যখন গ ল ডফ শ জ ত এন ছ ল স ট ব ঢপ হওয় র ক রণ

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আপন স ট আর ব ড় ত র খত চ নন

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ত ই সন ত নক বল ন গ ল ডফ শ প ল য় গ ছ আর আপন টয়ল ট ফ ল য শ কর দ য় ছ ন

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এখন দ খ ন ক হয় ছ

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Tout va bien

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Puis je avoir votre attention s'il vous plaît Par ici

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Merci

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Eh bien vous savez quand votre fils a gagné

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ce sac avec un poisson rouge à la foire

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et que vous ne vouliez pas de cette chose dégoûtante à la maison

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Donc vous avez dit à votre fils qu'il s'était enfui

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mais en fait vous l'avez jeté dans les toilettes

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Et bien voilà ce qui arrive

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Alles ok

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Bitte alle mal herhören

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Danke

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Sie kennen das Ihr Kind gewinnt bei der Tombola einen Goldfisch

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in 'ner Tüte und den wollen Sie nicht im Haus haben

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Sie sagen er sei weggeschwommen dabei haben Sie ihn runtergespült

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Nun das kommt dabei raus

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त म ठ क ह

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आप सब म र ब त ध य न स स न ग क पय

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धन यव द

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आपक पत ह आपक बच च न क स ज त उस ग ल डफ श ज उस ब ग ह

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म ल स और उस घर ल ज न आप नह च हत ह

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इस ल ए बच च क बत य क वह चल गय और आपन पख न म उस बह द य

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द ख ए उसक क य ह आ

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Kau tidak apa apa

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Semuanya tolong perhatikan aku

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Terima kasih

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Kalian tahu bagaimana anak kalian memenangkan ikan emas di kantongnya

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dari pameran sedangkan kalian tidak menginginkannya di rumah kalian

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jadi suruhlah lari anak kalian saat kalian membuangnya ke toilet

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Yah inilah yang terjadi

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大丈夫か

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こっちを見てくれ

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どうも

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子供が金魚をもらってきて

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親は面倒だから

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金魚は逃げたと言ってこっそりトイレに流す

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その金魚がああなるんだ子供に嘘をつくな

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Ты живой

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Пожалуйста секундочку внимания

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Спасибо

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Итак наверняка чей нибудь ребенок из школы притаскивал золотую рыбку

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а вам эта слизкая дрянь в квартире и на фиг не нужна

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Ну вы и смыли ее в унитаз

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Ну Вот что вышло

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Estás bien

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Su atención por favor

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Gracias Alguna vez su hijo se ganó un pescadito en una feria

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y Uds no lo querían en su casa

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Le dijeron que escapó pero lo echaron al desagüe

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Esto es lo que pasa Entienden No les mientan a sus hijos

Available in 10 languages

Duration

33 seconds

Views

800

Timestamp in Movie

00:18:11

Uploaded

Feb 13, 2026

Genres

action, adventure, comedy

Production

Columbia Pictures,Hemisphere Media Capital,Amblin Entertainment,Parkes+MacDonald Image Nation,Image Nation Abu Dhabi

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Movie Summary

Agent J travels in time to M.I.B.'s early days in 1969 to stop an alien from assassinating his friend Agent K and changing history.

Actors

Agent J