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"Men in Black II" quotes

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Agent Jay is sent to find Agent Kay and restore his memory after the re-appearance of a case from Kay's past.

Director: Barry Sonnenfeld
Writer: Lowell Cunningham, Robert Gordon, Barry Fanaro
Production: N/A
Genre: action, adventure, comedy
Year: 2002
MetaScore: 49/100
ImdbRating: 6.1
BoxOffice: $193,735,288
Released: 03 Jul 2002
Awards: 4 wins & 16 nominations

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You idiots see anything - Men in Black II 00:06 You idiots see anything Harvey - Men in Black II 00:16 Harvey Trapped like rats - Men in Black II 00:12 Trapped like rats Breach We're being flushed - Men in Black II 00:14 Breach We're being flushed For 25 years I've traveled the universe looking for it - Men in Black II 00:40 For 25 years I've traveled the universe looking for it Here it is - Men in Black II 00:22 Here it is You guys want some mini pizzas They're good - Men in Black II 00:32 You guys want some mini pizzas They're good Gentlemen before I play the tape one question - Men in Black II 00:19 Gentlemen before I play the tape one question I'm Agent Jay - Men in Black II 00:32 I'm Agent Jay Hey Bruno - Men in Black II 00:49 Hey Bruno People of Truro may I kindly have your attention - Men in Black II 01:01 People of Truro may I kindly have your attention I am so sorry - Men in Black II 00:08 I am so sorry When you look at the stars you get a feeling - Men in Black II 00:10 When you look at the stars you get a feeling Perfect - Men in Black II 00:03 Perfect Didn't you ever have a Game Boy What is a Game Boy - Men in Black II 00:09 Didn't you ever have a Game Boy What is a Game Boy Their agent Jay caught me siphoning ozone to sell on the black market - Men in Black II 00:10 Their agent Jay caught me siphoning ozone to sell on the... Got kids No - Men in Black II 00:12 Got kids No Silly little planet I could rule the place with the right set of mammary glands - Men in Black II 00:09 Silly little planet I could rule the place with the right... Kay You're back - Men in Black II 00:06 Kay You're back My wife and I saw Siegfried and Roy fly a tiger around a room - Men in Black II 00:10 My wife and I saw Siegfried and Roy fly a tiger around a... It's not fair - Men in Black II 00:14 It's not fair Hey pretty lady - Men in Black II 00:20 Hey pretty lady Here it is Ta da - Men in Black II 00:22 Here it is Ta da That's just nasty - Men in Black II 00:04 That's just nasty Get to the launch pad The bracelet shows the departure point - Men in Black II 00:19 Get to the launch pad The bracelet shows the departure point Jeff I am so not in the mood for you - Men in Black II 00:14 Jeff I am so not in the mood for you I should have vaporized you before You really did love Lauranna - Men in Black II 00:11 I should have vaporized you before You really did love... Listen partner I may look like a dog but I only play one here on Earth - Men in Black II 00:11 Listen partner I may look like a dog but I only play one... I'm Agent Jay - Men in Black II 00:27 I'm Agent Jay Hey Bruno - Men in Black II 00:33 Hey Bruno You were in a tight spot I handled it - Men in Black II 00:17 You were in a tight spot I handled it I lose you lose I win everything keeps spinning - Men in Black II 00:06 I lose you lose I win everything keeps spinning You never sent it off the planet - Men in Black II 00:07 You never sent it off the planet Nothing fancy no heroics By the book - Men in Black II 00:36 Nothing fancy no heroics By the book An hour ago a man I've known my whole life vanished - Men in Black II 00:14 An hour ago a man I've known my whole life vanished Arriving on Earth the Zarthans bring - Men in Black II 00:28 Arriving on Earth the Zarthans bring You will save a world You know things before they happen - Men in Black II 00:08 You will save a world You know things before they happen Yummy Someone I need to eat - Men in Black II 00:05 Yummy Someone I need to eat About to lay the smackdown on your candy ass - Men in Black II 00:05 About to lay the smackdown on your candy ass Any fruits or vegetables Yeah two heads of cabbage - Men in Black II 00:06 Any fruits or vegetables Yeah two heads of cabbage Jay wait up I appreciate the shot man - Men in Black II 00:13 Jay wait up I appreciate the shot man You have got to stop neuralyzing MiB personnel - Men in Black II 00:15 You have got to stop neuralyzing MiB personnel Sweet dreams - Men in Black II 00:32 Sweet dreams Once you go worm that's what you'll yearn - Men in Black II 00:09 Once you go worm that's what you'll yearn Now we don't know if it's on Earth or not - Men in Black II 00:11 Now we don't know if it's on Earth or not I'm sorry I'm gonna have to Kill me - Men in Black II 00:28 I'm sorry I'm gonna have to Kill me The most advanced technologies from all over the universe are in this room - Men in Black II 00:17 The most advanced technologies from all over the universe... Still sulking - Men in Black II 00:35 Still sulking You're just as beautiful as your mother - Men in Black II 00:05 You're just as beautiful as your mother Running out of time Kay Where is the Light - Men in Black II 00:08 Running out of time Kay Where is the Light Might I suggest a bigger gun - Men in Black II 00:05 Might I suggest a bigger gun Newton Newton is that you - Men in Black II 00:09 Newton Newton is that you Reason for visit - Men in Black II 00:10 Reason for visit I say we do the good cop bad cop thing - Men in Black II 00:11 I say we do the good cop bad cop thing I should take advice on love from a dude that chases his own ass - Men in Black II 00:10 I should take advice on love from a dude that chases his own... Zed Is that you I could be Agent Em - Men in Black II 00:05 Zed Is that you I could be Agent Em Whoo Heh Flushed Heh - Men in Black II 00:23 Whoo Heh Flushed Heh Your favorite weapon - Men in Black II 00:09 Your favorite weapon Don't you ever go home Nope - Men in Black II 00:08 Don't you ever go home Nope Worms Sorry - Men in Black II 00:36 Worms Sorry Hello Jay Long time - Men in Black II 00:30 Hello Jay Long time Get married Have a bunch of kids - Men in Black II 00:15 Get married Have a bunch of kids I need a cleanup crew at 81st and Central Park West - Men in Black II 00:16 I need a cleanup crew at 81st and Central Park West If I could have your attention while we go over the safety procedures - Men in Black II 00:34 If I could have your attention while we go over the safety... Are you gonna slow me down - Men in Black II 00:36 Are you gonna slow me down Kevin Heh Wow - Men in Black II 00:37 Kevin Heh Wow When we're kids before we're taught how to think - Men in Black II 00:14 When we're kids before we're taught how to think You've lost you insignificant speck - Men in Black II 00:24 You've lost you insignificant speck Just about everybody who works in a post office is an alien - Men in Black II 00:15 Just about everybody who works in a post office is an alien We are who we are - Men in Black II 00:06 We are who we are It's about time you guys got here That lady is causing all kinds of hell - Men in Black II 00:08 It's about time you guys got here That lady is causing all... What did you mean leave you Well he took your gun - Men in Black II 00:13 What did you mean leave you Well he took your gun The deneuralyzer - Men in Black II 00:19 The deneuralyzer I don't know what you're talking about - Men in Black II 00:34 I don't know what you're talking about May I have your attention please - Men in Black II 00:34 May I have your attention please I understand you're scared I'm a little scared too - Men in Black II 00:10 I understand you're scared I'm a little scared too How you doing I'm good man - Men in Black II 00:37 How you doing I'm good man The Drolacks are gone and the treaty is signed - Men in Black II 00:21 The Drolacks are gone and the treaty is signed Okay all right He's pointing - Men in Black II 00:31 Okay all right He's pointing
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Cast

Kay - Tommy Lee Jones
Jay - Will Smith
Zed - Rip Torn
Serleena - Lara Flynn Boyle
Scrad - Johnny Knoxville
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