"Men in Black II" quotes

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Agent Jay is sent to find Agent Kay and restore his memory after the re-appearance of a case from Kay's past.

Director: Barry Sonnenfeld
Writer: Lowell Cunningham, Robert Gordon, Barry Fanaro
Production: N/A
Year: 2002
MetaScore: 49/100
ImdbRating: 6.1
BoxOffice: $193,735,288
Released: 03 Jul 2002
Awards: 4 wins & 16 nominations

169 Clips

You idiots see anything - Men in Black II 00:04
You idiots see anything
Trapped like rats - Men in Black II 00:05
Trapped like rats
Breach We're being flushed - Men in Black II 00:08
Breach We're being flushed
For 25 years I've traveled the universe looking for it - Men in Black II 00:31
For 25 years I've traveled the universe looking for it
Here it is Ta da - Men in Black II 00:22
Here it is Ta da
That's just nasty - Men in Black II 00:04
That's just nasty
Get to the launch pad The bracelet shows the departure point - Men in Black II 00:19
Get to the launch pad The bracelet shows the departure point
Jeff I am so not in the mood for you - Men in Black II 00:14
Jeff I am so not in the mood for you
I should have vaporized you before You really did love Lauranna - Men in Black II 00:11
I should have vaporized you before You really did love...
Listen partner I may look like a dog but I only play one here on Earth - Men in Black II 00:11
Listen partner I may look like a dog but I only play one...
You guys want some mini pizzas They're good - Men in Black II 00:22
You guys want some mini pizzas They're good
Gentlemen before I play the tape one question - Men in Black II 00:12
Gentlemen before I play the tape one question
I'm Agent Jay - Men in Black II 00:27
I'm Agent Jay
Hey Bruno - Men in Black II 00:33
Hey Bruno
Two slices of pepperoni and information about the Light of Zartha - Men in Black II 00:36
Two slices of pepperoni and information about the Light of...
People of Truro may I kindly have your attention - Men in Black II 00:37
People of Truro may I kindly have your attention
You were in a tight spot I handled it - Men in Black II 00:17
You were in a tight spot I handled it
I lose you lose I win everything keeps spinning - Men in Black II 00:06
I lose you lose I win everything keeps spinning
You never sent it off the planet - Men in Black II 00:07
You never sent it off the planet
Nothing fancy no heroics By the book - Men in Black II 00:36
Nothing fancy no heroics By the book
An hour ago a man I've known my whole life vanished - Men in Black II 00:14
An hour ago a man I've known my whole life vanished
Arriving on Earth the Zarthans bring - Men in Black II 00:28
Arriving on Earth the Zarthans bring
You will save a world You know things before they happen - Men in Black II 00:08
You will save a world You know things before they happen
I am so sorry - Men in Black II 00:04
I am so sorry
Yummy Someone I need to eat - Men in Black II 00:05
Yummy Someone I need to eat
About to lay the smackdown on your candy ass - Men in Black II 00:05
About to lay the smackdown on your candy ass
Any fruits or vegetables Yeah two heads of cabbage - Men in Black II 00:06
Any fruits or vegetables Yeah two heads of cabbage
Jay wait up I appreciate the shot man - Men in Black II 00:13
Jay wait up I appreciate the shot man
You have got to stop neuralyzing MiB personnel - Men in Black II 00:15
You have got to stop neuralyzing MiB personnel
Sweet dreams - Men in Black II 00:32
Sweet dreams
Once you go worm that's what you'll yearn - Men in Black II 00:09
Once you go worm that's what you'll yearn
Now we don't know if it's on Earth or not - Men in Black II 00:11
Now we don't know if it's on Earth or not
I'm sorry I'm gonna have to Kill me - Men in Black II 00:28
I'm sorry I'm gonna have to Kill me
The most advanced technologies from all over the universe are in this room - Men in Black II 00:17
The most advanced technologies from all over the universe...
Still sulking - Men in Black II 00:35
Still sulking
You're just as beautiful as your mother - Men in Black II 00:05
You're just as beautiful as your mother
Running out of time Kay Where is the Light - Men in Black II 00:08
Running out of time Kay Where is the Light
When you look at the stars you get a feeling - Men in Black II 00:05
When you look at the stars you get a feeling
Perfect - Men in Black II 00:03
Perfect
Might I suggest a bigger gun - Men in Black II 00:05
Might I suggest a bigger gun
Newton Newton is that you - Men in Black II 00:09
Newton Newton is that you
Didn't you ever have a Game Boy What is a Game Boy - Men in Black II 00:05
Didn't you ever have a Game Boy What is a Game Boy
Their agent Jay caught me siphoning ozone to sell on the black market - Men in Black II 00:08
Their agent Jay caught me siphoning ozone to sell on the...
Reason for visit - Men in Black II 00:10
Reason for visit
Education I want to learn how to be an underwear model - Men in Black II 00:08
Education I want to learn how to be an underwear model
I say we do the good cop bad cop thing - Men in Black II 00:11
I say we do the good cop bad cop thing
I should take advice on love from a dude that chases his own ass - Men in Black II 00:10
I should take advice on love from a dude that chases his own...
Zed Is that you I could be Agent Em - Men in Black II 00:05
Zed Is that you I could be Agent Em
Whoo Heh Flushed Heh - Men in Black II 00:23
Whoo Heh Flushed Heh
Your favorite weapon - Men in Black II 00:09
Your favorite weapon
Got kids No - Men in Black II 00:10
Got kids No
Don't you ever go home Nope - Men in Black II 00:08
Don't you ever go home Nope
Worms Sorry - Men in Black II 00:36
Worms Sorry
Hello Jay Long time - Men in Black II 00:30
Hello Jay Long time
Get married Have a bunch of kids - Men in Black II 00:15
Get married Have a bunch of kids
I need a cleanup crew at 81st and Central Park West - Men in Black II 00:16
I need a cleanup crew at 81st and Central Park West
If I could have your attention while we go over the safety procedures - Men in Black II 00:34
If I could have your attention while we go over the safety...
Are you gonna slow me down - Men in Black II 00:36
Are you gonna slow me down
Kevin Heh Wow - Men in Black II 00:37
Kevin Heh Wow
Silly little planet I could rule the place with the right set of mammary glands - Men in Black II 00:07
Silly little planet I could rule the place with the right...
When we're kids before we're taught how to think - Men in Black II 00:14
When we're kids before we're taught how to think
You've lost you insignificant speck - Men in Black II 00:24
You've lost you insignificant speck
Just about everybody who works in a post office is an alien - Men in Black II 00:15
Just about everybody who works in a post office is an alien
We are who we are - Men in Black II 00:06
We are who we are
It's about time you guys got here That lady is causing all kinds of hell - Men in Black II 00:08
It's about time you guys got here That lady is causing all...
What did you mean leave you Well he took your gun - Men in Black II 00:13
What did you mean leave you Well he took your gun
The deneuralyzer - Men in Black II 00:19
The deneuralyzer
I don't know what you're talking about - Men in Black II 00:34
I don't know what you're talking about
May I have your attention please - Men in Black II 00:34
May I have your attention please
I understand you're scared I'm a little scared too - Men in Black II 00:10
I understand you're scared I'm a little scared too
How you doing I'm good man - Men in Black II 00:37
How you doing I'm good man
We've all been there The girl is gone and it hurts Wanna talk' - Men in Black II 00:36
We've all been there The girl is gone and it hurts Wanna...
The Drolacks are gone and the treaty is signed - Men in Black II 00:21
The Drolacks are gone and the treaty is signed
Okay all right He's pointing - Men in Black II 00:31
Okay all right He's pointing
Newton There's a rat in the toilet - Men in Black II 00:25
Newton There's a rat in the toilet
Hey shut up - Men in Black II 00:35
Hey shut up
My communicator in case you need it - Men in Black II 00:31
My communicator in case you need it
Kay You're back - Men in Black II 00:06
Kay You're back
My wife and I saw Siegfried and Roy fly a tiger around a room - Men in Black II 00:07
My wife and I saw Siegfried and Roy fly a tiger around a...
Well they got good pie - Men in Black II 00:18
Well they got good pie
Jarra you are under arrest for being that ugly - Men in Black II 00:09
Jarra you are under arrest for being that ugly
Did you tell the girl you love her She's a witness to a crime That's it - Men in Black II 00:12
Did you tell the girl you love her She's a witness to a...
It's not fair - Men in Black II 00:11
It's not fair
Six years in the Marines I like the action Protect the planet - Men in Black II 00:24
Six years in the Marines I like the action Protect the...
Let's go put it on What - Men in Black II 00:07
Let's go put it on What
A neuralyz - Men in Black II 00:31
A neuralyz
Hey pretty lady - Men in Black II 00:19
Hey pretty lady
You did not see a room full of weapons or four aliens - Men in Black II 00:17
You did not see a room full of weapons or four aliens
Do you remember me - Men in Black II 00:28
Do you remember me
Kay he's a ball chinnian Oh - Men in Black II 00:04
Kay he's a ball chinnian Oh
Everybody out before I knock heads Put the hammer down on this thing - Men in Black II 00:32
Everybody out before I knock heads Put the hammer down on...
Lower your weapon No - Men in Black II 00:36
Lower your weapon No
I don't know why they did it but I promise I'm gonna find out - Men in Black II 00:33
I don't know why they did it but I promise I'm gonna find...
Good plan What you doing I do the driving - Men in Black II 00:30
Good plan What you doing I do the driving
Don't mention it - Men in Black II 00:03
Don't mention it
When you get sad it rains Lots of people get sad when it rains - Men in Black II 00:09
When you get sad it rains Lots of people get sad when it...
Does that come standard It came with a black dude - Men in Black II 00:08
Does that come standard It came with a black dude
It's what you'll yearn - Men in Black II 00:19
It's what you'll yearn
What's happening - Men in Black II 01:09
What's happening
It's about time you guys got here - Men in Black II 00:25
It's about time you guys got here
I'm about to lay the smackdown on your candy ass - Men in Black II 00:17
I'm about to lay the smackdown on your candy ass
I'm a little scared too - Men in Black II 00:31
I'm a little scared too
If I could have your attention while we go over the safety procedures - Men in Black II 01:32
If I could have your attention while we go over the safety...
I want to have your baby - Men in Black II 00:25
I want to have your baby
I really want to learn how to be an underwear model - Men in Black II 00:27
I really want to learn how to be an underwear model
I may look like a dog - Men in Black II 00:21
I may look like a dog
You're pointing at something - Men in Black II 01:09
You're pointing at something
You're just as beautiful as your mother - Men in Black II 00:15
You're just as beautiful as your mother
You're gonna neuralyze me - Men in Black II 00:32
You're gonna neuralyze me
Your favorite weapon - Men in Black II 00:11
Your favorite weapon
You want some mini pizzas - Men in Black II 00:42
You want some mini pizzas
You remember me - Men in Black II 01:19
You remember me
You really did love Laurana - Men in Black II 00:26
You really did love Laurana
You never sent it off the planet - Men in Black II 00:17
You never sent it off the planet
You need a partner - Men in Black II 00:55
You need a partner
You know things before they happen - Men in Black II 00:14
You know things before they happen
I could be Agent M - Men in Black II 00:11
I could be Agent M
I appreciate this shot man - Men in Black II 00:43
I appreciate this shot man
I am SO not in a mood for you - Men in Black II 00:21
I am SO not in a mood for you
How do you take it - Men in Black II 01:22
How do you take it
How about we do the good cop - Men in Black II 00:32
How about we do the good cop
He's a Balchinian - Men in Black II 00:11
He's a Balchinian
Have a bunch of kids - Men in Black II 00:21
Have a bunch of kids
Get some contact lenses - Men in Black II 01:13
Get some contact lenses
Everything's okay - Men in Black II 00:43
Everything's okay
Everything keeps spinning - Men in Black II 00:12
Everything keeps spinning
D'ya tell the girl you love her - Men in Black II 00:31
D'ya tell the girl you love her
Don't you ever go home - Men in Black II 00:19
Don't you ever go home
Does that come standard - Men in Black II 00:25
Does that come standard
Damn decent of you - Men in Black II 00:14
Damn decent of you
But that's the last time I help out a friend - Men in Black II 02:43
But that's the last time I help out a friend
Back when you was an agent - Men in Black II 00:49
Back when you was an agent
Any fruit or vegetables - Men in Black II 00:16
Any fruit or vegetables
And would someone  please  check the expiration date on the Unipod worm tranquilizers - Men in Black II 00:54
And would someone please check the expiration date on the...
And you put the hammer down on this thing - Men in Black II 01:04
And you put the hammer down on this thing
Am I supposed to take advice on love from a dude that chases his own ass - Men in Black II 00:30
Am I supposed to take advice on love from a dude that chases...
Although no one has ever been able to prove their existence - Men in Black II 03:56
Although no one has ever been able to prove their existence
You just don't have a  Kevin - Men in Black II 02:25
You just don't have a Kevin
You insignificant little speck - Men in Black II 00:58
You insignificant little speck
You count every one when you're locked away like a primate - Men in Black II 00:49
You count every one when you're locked away like a primate
You are under arrest for being that ugly - Men in Black II 00:22
You are under arrest for being that ugly
Why did you join MiB - Men in Black II 01:03
Why did you join MiB
Which could be the next 27 or 28 minutes - Men in Black II 01:14
Which could be the next 27 or 28 minutes
Where is the Light - Men in Black II 00:16
Where is the Light
When we're kids - Men in Black II 00:43
When we're kids
When you get sad - Men in Black II 00:23
When you get sad
What's that supposed to mean - Men in Black II 00:32
What's that supposed to mean
What do you mean - Men in Black II 00:41
What do you mean
What are you doing - Men in Black II 00:37
What are you doing
We've all been there - Men in Black II 01:53
We've all been there
We are who we are - Men in Black II 00:17
We are who we are
Watch out for Neeble - Men in Black II 00:33
Watch out for Neeble
There's a huge rat in the toilet - Men in Black II 00:38
There's a huge rat in the toilet
The most advanced technologies from all over the universe are in this room - Men in Black II 00:30
The most advanced technologies from all over the universe...
The Drolecks are gone and the treaty is signed - Men in Black II 01:01
The Drolecks are gone and the treaty is signed
The deneuralizer - Men in Black II 00:51
The deneuralizer
The Crelons are the Backstreet Boys of the universe - Men in Black II 00:37
The Crelons are the Backstreet Boys of the universe
The bracelet shows the departure point - Men in Black II 00:48
The bracelet shows the departure point
That's just nasty - Men in Black II 00:11
That's just nasty
Thanks for bringing me back - Men in Black II 01:31
Thanks for bringing me back
Thank you for participating in our drill - Men in Black II 02:03
Thank you for participating in our drill
Somebody I need to eat - Men in Black II 00:12
Somebody I need to eat
Please move to the forward car - Men in Black II 00:46
Please move to the forward car
Please don't neuralize me - Men in Black II 00:44
Please don't neuralize me
Now we don't know if it's on Earth or not - Men in Black II 00:35
Now we don't know if it's on Earth or not
Might I suggest a bigger gun - Men in Black II 00:13
Might I suggest a bigger gun
Let's put it on - Men in Black II 00:16
Let's put it on
Just as little flash and everything goes back to the way it was - Men in Black II 00:43
Just as little flash and everything goes back to the way it...
Just about everybody who works in this post office is an alien - Men in Black II 00:20
Just about everybody who works in this post office is an...

Cast

Zed - Rip Torn
Serleena - Lara Flynn Boyle
Laura Vasquez - Rosario Dawson
Agent Tee - Patrick Warburton
Newton - David Cross
Motorman - Peter Spellos
Man with Dog - Michael Rivkin
New York Guy - Lenny Venito
New York Guy - Howard Spiegel
MIB Guard - Alpheus Merchant
Agent - Jay Johnston
Repairman Agent - Derek Cecil
MIB Agent - Sean Rouse
MIB Customs Agent - Peter Spruyt
MIB Customs Agent - Kevin Cotteleer
MIB Customs Agent - Marty Belafsky
MIB Passport Control Agent - Rick Baker
Martha Stewart - Martha Stewart
Agent M - Michael Jackson
Agent Gee (as Sid Garza-Hillman) - Sid Hillman
Agent C - Tom Whitenight
MIB Autopsy Agent - Nick Cannon
Central Park Agent - Andre Blair
Bird Guy Alien - Jeremy Howard
Bird Lady Alien - Mary Stein
Family Child Alien (as Marty Klebba) - Martin Klebba
Family Mom / Locker Alien - Denise Cheshire
Young Postal Employee - Ernie Grunwald
Young Girl at Post Office - Chloe Sonnenfeld
Split Alien Guy (as John Berton) - John Andrew Berton Jr.
Joey - Doug Jones
Rapping Alien - Biz Markie
Peter Graves - Peter Graves
Ambassador Lauranna - Linda Kim
'Mysteries in History' Lauranna - Paige Brooks
Neuralyzed Mother - Stephanie Kemp
Neuralyzed Father - Barry Sonnenfeld
Neuralyzed Daughter - Victoria Jones
Corn Face - Michael Garvey
Flesh Balls - Michael Dahlen
Pineal Eye - Kevin Grevioux
Mosh Tendrils - Derek Mears
Dog Poop - Sonny Tipton
Postman - John Richardson
Diner Guy - Philip Goodwin
Frank the Pug - Tim Blaney
Sleeble - Greg Ballora
Gleeble - Carl J. Johnson
Neeble - Thom Fountain
Mannix - Brad Abrell
Gordy (voice) - Richard Pearson
Subway passenger - Rick Avery
Alien Attack Victim - John D. Bair
Suspicious Video Store Patron - Michael Beardsley
College Student - Michael Buonomo
Family Mom - Kristin Charney
Car and Driver - Ty Copeman
'History's Mysteries' Alien - Patrick Coleman Duncan
Diner Patron - Jovette Elise
Extra - Paul Evans
MIB Autopsy Agent - Darrell Foster
Cockroach on Sidewalk (voice) - Ned Gorman
Subway Passenger - Gene LeBell
Man in Black - Pete Macnamara
Subway Passenger - Dory Manzour
Worm Guy - Drew Massey
Man in Street - Jon M. McDonnell
Tall Alien - Matthew McGrory
Alien Accountant - Christopher Metas
Alien Puppeteer - Bart Mixon
Diner Waitress - Alexandra O'Hara
Bald Kid Alien - David Patykewich
Homeless Alien Collaborater - Martin Pfefferkorn
NewYorker On His Cell - Leo Rogstad
Subway Passenger - Thomas Rosales Jr.
Subway Business Woman - Brandee Sanders
Head-Bobbing Alien - Hannah Sim
Mayor of Grand Central Terminal Locker Aliens (voice) - Peter Siragusa
Aquarium Boy - Daniel Browning Smith
Sharkmouth - Brian Steele
Quadraped Alien - Mark Steger
Lobsterhead Alien - Alan Tuskes
70's MIB Agent - Shannon Watson
Astronaut - Bo Welch
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