You're back. No. Then how did you know that his head would grow back? It grows back? Real...
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Agent J:
[after K shoots Jeebs in the head after being ejected from Jeebs' deneuralyzer]
You're back.
Kevin Brown/K:
No.
Agent J:
Then how did you know that his head would grow back?
Kevin Brown/K:
[surprised]
It grows back?
Jeebs:
[as his head grows back]
Real nice! But that's the last time I help out a friend!
Agent J:
Kay, do you remember anything?
Kevin Brown/K:
Goodbye.
[walks away]
Agent J:
Kay!
Jeebs:
K, wait! I never got the updated software!
[to J]
Jeebs:
Still workin' off the 6.0.
[to K]
Jeebs:
Your brain needs to reboot! Give it a minute.
Agent J:
Kay!
Jeebs:
From the bottom of my heart, Jay, I'm really sorry. I hope this doesn't affect our friendship. All those years of loyalty, trust, and respect for one another.
[Serleena's minions sent to retrieve Kay burst in. Jay takes cover]
Jeebs:
[pointing at Jay]
Right over there!
Corn Face:
Where's Kay?
Jeebs:
He's not here! He went...
Agent J:
[blows Jeebs' head off]
Kay is officially retired! I'm his trigger happy replacement! Something I can do for you gentlemen?
Jeebs:
[as his head grows back]
Oh, great! Right in the piehole! Now nothing's gonna taste right!
Pineal Eye:
Lower your weapon!
Agent J:
No!
[the Mosh Tendrils jumps from behind Jay and throws him to the Corn Face alien, who throws Jay to the ground]
Scrad:
Jay, how are you, boo-boo? Look, these guys really need Kay.
Agent J:
He's a neutral!
Scrad:
Tell me something we don't know.
Charlie:
[popping out of Scrad's backpack]
Yeah, tell me something we don't...
[sneezes]
Charlie:
I'm so sorry.
Pineal Eye:
God bless you.
Charlie:
Thank you.
Scrad:
Look, if I don't bring Kay back to MIB, Serleena's gonna kick my ass. Now, where is he?
Agent J:
Where's who?
Corn Face:
You don't look too good.
Agent J:
[punches the Corn Alien's mask off]
And you look like crap!
[the Pineal Eye and Dog Crap alien laugh]
Agent J:
[referring to the Dog Crap alien]
I take that back. HE look like crap.
Pineal Eye:
[continues to laugh, but stops]
BEND HIM!
Scrad:
Bend him.
Agent J:
Oh, damn, wait. Nah, don't bend him.
[the Corn Face alien picks up Jay and starts bending him]
Transcript
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Lower your weapon No
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Jay how are you boo boo
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These guys really need Kay He's a neutral
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Tell me something we don't know Yeah tell me something Achoo
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I am so sorry
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God bless you Thank you
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If I don't bring Kay back to MiB Serleena's gonna kick my ass
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Now where is he Where is who
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You don't look too good
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Yeah and you look like crap
Clip duration: 36 seconds
Views: 239
Timestamp in movie: 00h 42m 18s
Uploaded: 01 April, 2022
Genres: action, adventure, comedy
Summary: Agent Jay is sent to find Agent Kay and restore his memory after the re-appearance of a case from Kay's past.
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Actors
00:32 Everybody out before I knock heads Put the hammer down on...
00:04 Kay he's a ball chinnian Oh
00:28 Do you remember me
00:17 You did not see a room full of weapons or four aliens
00:20 Hey pretty lady
00:31 A neuralyz
00:07 Let's go put it on What
00:24 Six years in the Marines I like the action Protect the...
00:14 It's not fair
00:12 Did you tell the girl you love her She's a witness to a...
00:09 Jarra you are under arrest for being that ugly
00:18 Well they got good pie
00:10 My wife and I saw Siegfried and Roy fly a tiger around a...
00:06 Kay You're back
00:35 Hey shut up
00:25 Newton There's a rat in the toilet
00:31 Okay all right He's pointing
00:21 The Drolacks are gone and the treaty is signed
00:37 How you doing I'm good man
00:10 I understand you're scared I'm a little scared too