I'm the postmaster of Truro, Massachusetts, and I'm ordering you to leave these premises
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Agent J:
[walks up to K, who is now the postmaster of Turro, Massachusetts at a post office; K's name tag reads "Kevin Brown"]
'' Kevin. Heh. Wow. Kevin. That's funny. You just don't have a "Kevin"... You don't remember me, but we used to work together. Kevin Brown/K:
I never worked in a funeral home. Something I can do for you, Slick? Agent J:
Okay. Straight to the point. [whispers in a serious voice] Agent J:
You are a former agent of a top-secret organization that monitors extraterrestrials on Earth. We're the Men in Black. We have a situation, and we need your help. Kevin Brown/K:
There's a free mental health clinic at the corner of Lilac and East Valley. Next! Young Girl at Post Office:
Excuse me. Agent J:
Hey. Young Girl at Post Office:
20 Rugrats stamps, please. Kevin Brown/K:
Elizabeth. The United States Postal Service hasn't quite kept up with today's youth, but I can offer you some Berlin airlift stamps. Young Girl at Post Office:
No. Kevin Brown/K:
Opera legends? Young Girl at Post Office:
No. Kevin Brown/K:
American Samoa? Young Girl at Post Office:
No. Kevin Brown/K:
Amish quilts? Young Girl at Post Office:
No. Agent J:
[moves Elizabeth over]
I'm sorry, sweetie. Got a world to save here. [turns back to K] Agent J:
There was no coma. It was all a cover-up. Kevin Brown/K:
Who are you? Agent J:
The question is, Who are you? Kevin Brown/K:
I'm the postmaster of Truro, Massachusetts, and I'm ordering you to leave these premises
[walks up to K, who is now the postmaster of Turro, Massachusetts at a post office; K's name tag reads "Kevin Brown"]
'' Kevin. Heh. Wow. Kevin. That's funny. You just don't have a "Kevin"... You don't remember me, but we used to work together. Kevin Brown/K:
I never worked in a funeral home. Something I can do for you, Slick? Agent J:
Okay. Straight to the point. [whispers in a serious voice] Agent J:
You are a former agent of a top-secret organization that monitors extraterrestrials on Earth. We're the Men in Black. We have a situation, and we need your help. Kevin Brown/K:
There's a free mental health clinic at the corner of Lilac and East Valley. Next! Young Girl at Post Office:
Excuse me. Agent J:
Hey. Young Girl at Post Office:
20 Rugrats stamps, please. Kevin Brown/K:
Elizabeth. The United States Postal Service hasn't quite kept up with today's youth, but I can offer you some Berlin airlift stamps. Young Girl at Post Office:
No. Kevin Brown/K:
Opera legends? Young Girl at Post Office:
No. Kevin Brown/K:
American Samoa? Young Girl at Post Office:
No. Kevin Brown/K:
Amish quilts? Young Girl at Post Office:
No. Agent J:
[moves Elizabeth over]
I'm sorry, sweetie. Got a world to save here. [turns back to K] Agent J:
There was no coma. It was all a cover-up. Kevin Brown/K:
Who are you? Agent J:
The question is, Who are you? Kevin Brown/K:
I'm the postmaster of Truro, Massachusetts, and I'm ordering you to leave these premises
Full Transcript
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Kevin Heh Wow
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Kevin That's funny You don't have a Kevin
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You don't remember We worked together
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I never worked in a funeral home Something I can do for you slick
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Straight to the point
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You were an agent of an organization that monitors aliens on Earth
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We're the Men in Black We have a situation We need your help
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There is a free mental health clinic on the corner of Lilac and East Valley
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Next Excuse me
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Twenty Rugrats stamps Elizabeth
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Movie Summary
Agent Jay is sent to find Agent Kay and restore his memory after the re-appearance of a case from Kay's past.
Actors
Young Girl At Post Office
Jay
