Oh, damn, wait. Nah, don't bend him.
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Agent J:
[after K shoots Jeebs in the head after being ejected from Jeebs' deneuralyzer]
You're back. Kevin Brown/K:
No. Agent J:
Then how did you know that his head would grow back? Kevin Brown/K:
[surprised]
It grows back? Jeebs:
[as his head grows back]
Real nice! But that's the last time I help out a friend! Agent J:
Kay, do you remember anything? Kevin Brown/K:
Goodbye. [walks away] Agent J:
Kay! Jeebs:
K, wait! I never got the updated software! [to J] Jeebs:
Still workin' off the 6.0. [to K] Jeebs:
Your brain needs to reboot! Give it a minute. Agent J:
Kay! Jeebs:
From the bottom of my heart, Jay, I'm really sorry. I hope this doesn't affect our friendship. All those years of loyalty, trust, and respect for one another. [Serleena's minions sent to retrieve Kay burst in. Jay takes cover] Jeebs:
[pointing at Jay]
Right over there! Corn Face:
Where's Kay? Jeebs:
He's not here! He went... Agent J:
[blows Jeebs' head off]
Kay is officially retired! I'm his trigger happy replacement! Something I can do for you gentlemen? Jeebs:
[as his head grows back]
Oh, great! Right in the piehole! Now nothing's gonna taste right! Pineal Eye:
Lower your weapon! Agent J:
No! [the Mosh Tendrils jumps from behind Jay and throws him to the Corn Face alien, who throws Jay to the ground] Scrad:
Jay, how are you, boo-boo? Look, these guys really need Kay. Agent J:
He's a neutral! Scrad:
Tell me something we don't know. Charlie:
[popping out of Scrad's backpack]
Yeah, Tell me something we don't... [sneezes] Charlie:
I'm so sorry. Pineal Eye:
God bless you. Charlie:
Thank you. Scrad:
Look, if I don't bring Kay back to MIB, Serleena's gonna kick my ass. Now, where is he? Agent J:
Where's who? Corn Face:
You don't look too good. Agent J:
[punches the Corn Alien's mask off]
And you look like crap! [the Pineal Eye and Dog Crap alien laugh] Agent J:
[referring to the Dog Crap alien]
I take that back. HE look like crap. Pineal Eye:
[continues to laugh, but stops]
BEND HIM! Scrad:
Bend him. Agent J:
Oh, damn, wait. Nah, don't bend him. [the Corn Face alien picks up Jay and starts bending him]
[after K shoots Jeebs in the head after being ejected from Jeebs' deneuralyzer]
You're back. Kevin Brown/K:
No. Agent J:
Then how did you know that his head would grow back? Kevin Brown/K:
[surprised]
It grows back? Jeebs:
[as his head grows back]
Real nice! But that's the last time I help out a friend! Agent J:
Kay, do you remember anything? Kevin Brown/K:
Goodbye. [walks away] Agent J:
Kay! Jeebs:
K, wait! I never got the updated software! [to J] Jeebs:
Still workin' off the 6.0. [to K] Jeebs:
Your brain needs to reboot! Give it a minute. Agent J:
Kay! Jeebs:
From the bottom of my heart, Jay, I'm really sorry. I hope this doesn't affect our friendship. All those years of loyalty, trust, and respect for one another. [Serleena's minions sent to retrieve Kay burst in. Jay takes cover] Jeebs:
[pointing at Jay]
Right over there! Corn Face:
Where's Kay? Jeebs:
He's not here! He went... Agent J:
[blows Jeebs' head off]
Kay is officially retired! I'm his trigger happy replacement! Something I can do for you gentlemen? Jeebs:
[as his head grows back]
Oh, great! Right in the piehole! Now nothing's gonna taste right! Pineal Eye:
Lower your weapon! Agent J:
No! [the Mosh Tendrils jumps from behind Jay and throws him to the Corn Face alien, who throws Jay to the ground] Scrad:
Jay, how are you, boo-boo? Look, these guys really need Kay. Agent J:
He's a neutral! Scrad:
Tell me something we don't know. Charlie:
[popping out of Scrad's backpack]
Yeah, Tell me something we don't... [sneezes] Charlie:
I'm so sorry. Pineal Eye:
God bless you. Charlie:
Thank you. Scrad:
Look, if I don't bring Kay back to MIB, Serleena's gonna kick my ass. Now, where is he? Agent J:
Where's who? Corn Face:
You don't look too good. Agent J:
[punches the Corn Alien's mask off]
And you look like crap! [the Pineal Eye and Dog Crap alien laugh] Agent J:
[referring to the Dog Crap alien]
I take that back. HE look like crap. Pineal Eye:
[continues to laugh, but stops]
BEND HIM! Scrad:
Bend him. Agent J:
Oh, damn, wait. Nah, don't bend him. [the Corn Face alien picks up Jay and starts bending him]
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Lower your weapon No
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Jay how are you boo boo
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These guys really need Kay He's a neutral
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Tell me something we don't know Yeah tell me something Achoo
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I am so sorry
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God bless you Thank you
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If I don't bring Kay back to MiB Serleena's gonna kick my ass
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Now where is he Where is who
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You don't look too good
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Yeah and you look like crap
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Movie Summary
Agent Jay is sent to find Agent Kay and restore his memory after the re-appearance of a case from Kay's past.
