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No. Hey, I-I get it. I had three cigarettes in college
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Merry Happy Whatever

No. Hey, I-I get it.I had three cigarettes in college-- Well, technically, it was three...

No. Hey, I-I get it.
I had three cigarettes in college-- Well, technically, it was three puffs
of one cigarette-- Stop saying the word cigarette.
My lungs are watering

Full Transcript

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No. Hey, I-I get it. I had three cigarettes in college--
00:00:03.961 --> 00:00:06.088
Well, technically, it was three puffs of one cigarette--
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Stop saying the word cigarette. My lungs are watering.
Duration
8 seconds
Views
31
Timestamp in Movie
00:06:36
Uploaded
Jun 17, 2025
Season
1
Episode
3
Genres
comedy

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Movie Summary

A strong-willed patriarch must balance the demands of his complicated family with the stress of the Christmas season when his youngest daughter comes home for the holidays with a new boyfriend.
S01 • E05 Thanks for calling me rock star. [chuckles] - Merry Happy Whatever 00:06
Thanks for calling me rock star. [chuckles]
S01 • E01 Someone only started caring about the Christmas cards - Merry Happy Whatever 00:05
Someone only started caring about the Christmas cards
S01 • E04 Just so you know, I'm only short on cash - Merry Happy Whatever 00:06
Just so you know, I'm only short on cash
S01 • E05 Matt, will you do me the honor of being my bride? - Merry Happy Whatever 00:04
Matt, will you do me the honor of being my bride?
S01 • E06 Yeah, I think I'm gonna take this little bad boy in there for a test drive. - Merry Happy Whatever 00:04
Yeah, I think I'm gonna take this little bad boy in the...
S01 • E04 Thanks. [chuckles] - Merry Happy Whatever 00:05
Thanks. [chuckles]
S01 • E08 [siren wails] - Merry Happy Whatever 00:05
[siren wails]
S01 • E07 You put thousands of miles on your truck going from site to site. - Merry Happy Whatever 00:04
You put thousands of miles on your truck going from site to ...
S01 • E02 I'm having lingering concussion symptoms from my fall yesterday. - Merry Happy Whatever 00:04
I'm having lingering concussion symptoms from my fall y...
S01 • E02 Maybe... [inhales] - Merry Happy Whatever 00:04
Maybe... [inhales]
S01 • E03 I had three today, so give me two tomorrow and a final one on the day after that. - Merry Happy Whatever 00:05
I had three today, so give me two tomorrow and a final one o...
S01 • E07 But if I enjoy doing it, it wouldn't be work, silly. - Merry Happy Whatever 00:05
But if I enjoy doing it, it wouldn't be work, silly.
S01 • E02 [scoffs] - Merry Happy Whatever 00:04
[scoffs]
S01 • E07 I love what I do, and actually, - Merry Happy Whatever 00:08
I love what I do, and actually,
S01 • E08 [Don chuckles] - Merry Happy Whatever 00:04
[Don chuckles]
S01 • E04 Oh, yeah! Oh, yeah. There it is. [chuckles] - Merry Happy Whatever 00:05
Oh, yeah! Oh, yeah. There it is. [chuckles]
S01 • E06 Your sense of smell goes crazy. I couldn't even be in the same room as milk. - Merry Happy Whatever 00:04
Your sense of smell goes crazy. I couldn't even be in t...
S01 • E07 Which would mean you could take the time to figure out your next move - Merry Happy Whatever 00:06
Which would mean you could take the time to figure out your ...
S01 • E08 -I don't want to talk to you, Dad. -Hey, then just listen, okay? - Merry Happy Whatever 00:04
-I don't want to talk to you, Dad. -Hey, then just list...
S01 • E03 -Oh! Run, you idiot! Run! -[Don yells] - Merry Happy Whatever 00:04
-Oh! Run, you idiot! Run! -[Don yells]