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Mia and the Dragon Princess

No, I can't read this shit, this is some dead pirate code

No, I can't read this shit, this is some dead pirate code

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- No, I can't read this shit,
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this is some dead pirate code.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
22
Timestamp in Movie
01:13:31
Uploaded
Apr 17, 2025
Genres
action, crime, fantasy
Production
Dead Pixel Productions,Kung Fu Princess,Wales Interactive

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Movie Summary

Mia, a plucky barmaid, has her life thrown into chaos when a mysterious woman turns up at her workplace, on the run from a group of violent thugs and unable to speak English.
[dramatic music] [box clinks] - Mia and the Dragon Princess 00:15
[dramatic music] [box clinks]
There's something on this, - Mia and the Dragon Princess 00:06
There's something on this,
[tense music continues] - Mia and the Dragon Princess 00:05
[tense music continues]
[drawer clicks] [Mia gasps] - Mia and the Dragon Princess 00:07
[drawer clicks] [Mia gasps]
[blows land] [Cross grunts] - Mia and the Dragon Princess 00:07
[blows land] [Cross grunts]
[tense music continues] - Mia and the Dragon Princess 00:10
[tense music continues]
[water splashes] [Cross screams] - Mia and the Dragon Princess 00:07
[water splashes] [Cross screams]
[creature calls] - Mia and the Dragon Princess 00:09
[creature calls]
[Walsh groans] - Mia and the Dragon Princess 00:16
[Walsh groans]
- Welcome to the Smuggler's Tavern, so head to the toilets, - Mia and the Dragon Princess 00:12
- Welcome to the Smuggler's Tavern, so head to the toil...
- Argh, welcome mateys to the underground caves of Soho. - Mia and the Dragon Princess 00:07
- Argh, welcome mateys to the underground caves of Soho.
It is quite claustrophobic, - Mia and the Dragon Princess 00:06
It is quite claustrophobic,
How much do pirates pay for their earrings? - Mia and the Dragon Princess 00:06
How much do pirates pay for their earrings?
A buck-an-ear [laughs], come on this way. - Mia and the Dragon Princess 00:05
A buck-an-ear [laughs], come on this way.
- Don't fuck the place up, Eddie. - Mia and the Dragon Princess 00:06
- Don't fuck the place up, Eddie.
[Mia speaks in foreign language] - Mia and the Dragon Princess 00:07
[Mia speaks in foreign language]
[Marshanda speaks in foreign language] - Mia and the Dragon Princess 00:07
[Marshanda speaks in foreign language]
- [Mia] You sure you don't want a hand with that. - Mia and the Dragon Princess 00:06
- [Mia] You sure you don't want a hand with that.