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Michael McIntyre: Showman

Charming comic Michael McIntyre talks family, technology, sharks, accents and the time he confused himself for a world leader in this stand-up special.

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Chris Howe

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"It's the same room,
but it looks really weird from here! - Michael McIntyre: Showman

"It's the same room, but it looks really weird fro...

I don't like it!" - Michael McIntyre: Showman

I don't like it!"

I cannot wake my wife.
If my wife is awoken in the night, - Michael McIntyre: Showman

I cannot wake my wife. If my wife is awoken in the night,

"Why'd you have to wake me up?
Why do you make so much noise?" - Michael McIntyre: Showman

"Why'd you have to wake me up? Why do you make so ...

She buys so many shoes - Michael McIntyre: Showman

She buys so many shoes

She-- She buys shoes
when she's in the bath, - Michael McIntyre: Showman

She-- She buys shoes when she's in the bath,

The children are both in the room as well,
they're both on iPads, - Michael McIntyre: Showman

The children are both in the room as well, they're both...

Sometimes there's a WhatsApp ping
and we discuss whose phone it was. - Michael McIntyre: Showman

Sometimes there's a WhatsApp ping and we discuss whose ...

"Ping!" "Was that you? I think it was me."
"I think your phone just went." - Michael McIntyre: Showman

"Ping!" "Was that you? I think it was...

I could see money - Michael McIntyre: Showman

I could see money

Every time I refreshed it,
we had less money in the bank! - Michael McIntyre: Showman

Every time I refreshed it, we had less money in the bank!

"You are doing this right now, darling?" - Michael McIntyre: Showman

"You are doing this right now, darling?"

If it upsets you, stop refreshing." - Michael McIntyre: Showman

If it upsets you, stop refreshing."

That is easier said than done,
on account of the floorboards. - Michael McIntyre: Showman

That is easier said than done, on account of the floorboards...

I never realized we had creaky floorboards - Michael McIntyre: Showman

I never realized we had creaky floorboards

I've never noticed the floorboards
make a noise in the daytime. - Michael McIntyre: Showman

I've never noticed the floorboards make a noise in the ...

Her arm is subconsciously reaching
for her mobile. - Michael McIntyre: Showman

Her arm is subconsciously reaching for her mobile.

"No!" - Michael McIntyre: Showman

"Fuck!" - Michael McIntyre: Showman

We had an extractor fan - Michael McIntyre: Showman

We had an extractor fan

It's the loudest thing in the world!
It's gonna wake my wife up! - Michael McIntyre: Showman

It's the loudest thing in the world! It's gonna wa...

There's not a switch for light - Michael McIntyre: Showman

There's not a switch for light

Because it's all about sound, - Michael McIntyre: Showman

Because it's all about sound,

But you can't pee into the water, - Michael McIntyre: Showman

But you can't pee into the water,

...to find the sweet spot of the bowl - Michael McIntyre: Showman

...to find the sweet spot of the bowl

Yes! This acknowledgment of night peeing! - Michael McIntyre: Showman

Yes! This acknowledgment of night peeing!

And sometimes you're peeing and you hear
a different sound, you know, like, "Ooh, - Michael McIntyre: Showman

And sometimes you're peeing and you hear a different so...

I've overcompensated." - Michael McIntyre: Showman

I've overcompensated."

"Yep, I've pissed on the floor." - Michael McIntyre: Showman

"Yep, I've pissed on the floor."

You create a sort of foot mop situation, - Michael McIntyre: Showman

You create a sort of foot mop situation,

"How's your life going, Michael?"
"Well, I'm just foot-mopping piss - Michael McIntyre: Showman

"How's your life going, Michael?" "Well,...

Other than that, really, really happy." - Michael McIntyre: Showman

Other than that, really, really happy."

Soon as I get into the bedroom,
I can see my wife's face glowing. - Michael McIntyre: Showman

Soon as I get into the bedroom, I can see my wife's fac...

I've bought three pairs of shoes there." - Michael McIntyre: Showman

I've bought three pairs of shoes there."

I've started having a Berocca before bed, - Michael McIntyre: Showman

I've started having a Berocca before bed,

I think as I get older,
I'll get more and more brilliant at it. - Michael McIntyre: Showman

I think as I get older, I'll get more and more brillian...

By the time I'm 80,
I'll be like Ninja Warrior. - Michael McIntyre: Showman

By the time I'm 80, I'll be like Ninja Warrior.

Before realizing I've accidentally peed
in the spare room cupboard, - Michael McIntyre: Showman

Before realizing I've accidentally peed in the spare ro...

But the good news is, - Michael McIntyre: Showman

But the good news is,

She sleeps with the window open, - Michael McIntyre: Showman

She sleeps with the window open,

That's garden temperature." - Michael McIntyre: Showman

That's garden temperature."

"Can we close the window,
put the heating on?" - Michael McIntyre: Showman

"Can we close the window, put the heating on?"

You know we'll get sore throats." - Michael McIntyre: Showman

You know we'll get sore throats."

It'll be fine. My issue with it is - Michael McIntyre: Showman

It'll be fine. My issue with it is

Why does she want the bedroom
so absolutely freezing, - Michael McIntyre: Showman

Why does she want the bedroom so absolutely freezing,

There's lava,
and then there's my wife's bath. - Michael McIntyre: Showman

There's lava, and then there's my wife's bath...

When she's in the bath,
steam fills the house. - Michael McIntyre: Showman

When she's in the bath, steam fills the house.

People are driving down our road
with fog lights on going, - Michael McIntyre: Showman

People are driving down our road with fog lights on going,

No." - Michael McIntyre: Showman

We've all got into a bath - Michael McIntyre: Showman

We've all got into a bath

And it's normally our own fault,
we don't have time to wait. - Michael McIntyre: Showman

And it's normally our own fault, we don't have tim...

When we run the hot tap,
and we run the cold, - Michael McIntyre: Showman

When we run the hot tap, and we run the cold,

I've run that a bit too hot." - Michael McIntyre: Showman

I've run that a bit too hot."

You get in,
and you start lowering yourself, - Michael McIntyre: Showman

You get in, and you start lowering yourself,

...to reach your brain,
where the information has to go - Michael McIntyre: Showman

...to reach your brain, where the information has to go

Because it's really quite a long way
for the information to travel. - Michael McIntyre: Showman

Because it's really quite a long way for the informatio...

So you start lowering yourself
and thinking, - Michael McIntyre: Showman

So you start lowering yourself and thinking,

You have a split-second decision, - Michael McIntyre: Showman

You have a split-second decision,

You look down, you've got these
sort of red skin socks of pain. "Ow! - Michael McIntyre: Showman

You look down, you've got these sort of red skin socks ...

Look what I did to myself!" - Michael McIntyre: Showman

Look what I did to myself!"

You look at your arm as if to say,
"This will hurt, I do apologize. - Michael McIntyre: Showman

You look at your arm as if to say, "This will hurt, I d...

Brace yourself." - Michael McIntyre: Showman

Brace yourself."

This is where you get into the bath, - Michael McIntyre: Showman

This is where you get into the bath,

You get the cold on, - Michael McIntyre: Showman

You get the cold on,

Be brave! Be brave!" - Michael McIntyre: Showman

Be brave! Be brave!"

It's getting better, it's getting better!
Come on!" - Michael McIntyre: Showman

It's getting better, it's getting better! Come on!...

Is it ready to fully submerge? - Michael McIntyre: Showman

Is it ready to fully submerge?

And you do this with your bottom,
you select your bottom, - Michael McIntyre: Showman

And you do this with your bottom, you select your bottom,

This is where I forget,
unfortunately, that I have balls. - Michael McIntyre: Showman

This is where I forget, unfortunately, that I have balls.

It's more the angle of dangle... - Michael McIntyre: Showman

It's more the angle of dangle...

...means that my balls
are now the closest thing - Michael McIntyre: Showman

...means that my balls are now the closest thing

It's the most sensitive part
of the human body - Michael McIntyre: Showman

It's the most sensitive part of the human body

...to test - Michael McIntyre: Showman

No one's ever handed me a cup of tea
and said, "Michael... - Michael McIntyre: Showman

No one's ever handed me a cup of tea and said, "Mi...

This might be a little bit
on the hot side." - Michael McIntyre: Showman

This might be a little bit on the hot side."

Just tested it
with my hover-paddle hardened bollocks - Michael McIntyre: Showman

Just tested it with my hover-paddle hardened bollocks

Because they're worried
that people watching Netflix - Michael McIntyre: Showman

Because they're worried that people watching Netflix

Can you imagine? "What does he drink?" - Michael McIntyre: Showman

Can you imagine? "What does he drink?"

Evian. "Live young, Evian." - Michael McIntyre: Showman

Evian. "Live young, Evian."

It's a colorless, odorless,
tasteless liquid - Michael McIntyre: Showman

It's a colorless, odorless, tasteless liquid

It's a miracle of branding and marketing
that people prefer different ones. - Michael McIntyre: Showman

It's a miracle of branding and marketing that people pr...

"Oh, I like Voss." "I like Fiji."
"I like Buxton." - Michael McIntyre: Showman

"Oh, I like Voss." "I like Fiji." "...

And they get very offended,
you must have seen this in restaurants - Michael McIntyre: Showman

And they get very offended, you must have seen this in resta...

I could scoop some from the pavement?
It rained earlier." - Michael McIntyre: Showman

I could scoop some from the pavement? It rained earlier.&quo...

We don't know the condition of your taps
and your tanks and your pipes. - Michael McIntyre: Showman

We don't know the condition of your taps and your tanks...

Water that's been drained and flushed
for centuries? - Michael McIntyre: Showman

Water that's been drained and flushed for centuries?

"Ice?" - Michael McIntyre: Showman

We'd like a slow death, - Michael McIntyre: Showman

We'd like a slow death,

So this is a culmination - Michael McIntyre: Showman

So this is a culmination

And I suppose it's amazingly exciting
to be home at the end of it - Michael McIntyre: Showman

And I suppose it's amazingly exciting to be home at the...

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Charming comic Michael McIntyre talks family, technology, sharks, accents and the time he confused himself for a world leader in this stand-up special.

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Director: Chris Howe

Writer: Michael McIntyre

Production: N/A

Genre: comedy

Year: 2020

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ImdbRating: 7.2

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Released: 12 Sep 2020

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