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Michael McIntyre: Showman

Charming comic Michael McIntyre talks family, technology, sharks, accents and the time he confused himself for a world leader in this stand-up special.

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Chris Howe

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She said, "Michael,
I can't help what I find sexy." - Michael McIntyre: Showman

She said, "Michael, I can't help what I find sexy....

Just take it off in one go." She said, - Michael McIntyre: Showman

Just take it off in one go." She said,

I find that really sexy." - Michael McIntyre: Showman

I find that really sexy."

...slowly and expertly work my way up... - Michael McIntyre: Showman

...slowly and expertly work my way up...

And then you have to pull it off." - Michael McIntyre: Showman

And then you have to pull it off."

Find that sexy." - Michael McIntyre: Showman

Find that sexy."

Came home, kids are asleep,
happened to be in a sweater. - Michael McIntyre: Showman

Came home, kids are asleep, happened to be in a sweater.

Thought, "I'm gonna bloody go for it." - Michael McIntyre: Showman

Thought, "I'm gonna bloody go for it."

Nor did I realize
it was one of the tighter necklines - Michael McIntyre: Showman

Nor did I realize it was one of the tighter necklines

So I just reached behind my back
and I just went for it, I pulled - Michael McIntyre: Showman

So I just reached behind my back and I just went for it, I p...

Also, and I was w--
I was upset about this, - Michael McIntyre: Showman

Also, and I was w-- I was upset about this,

"Don't fill up on bread, Michael."
"But it's hot, it's warm." - Michael McIntyre: Showman

"Don't fill up on bread, Michael." "But ...

It took a while,
and I finally popped out the top. - Michael McIntyre: Showman

It took a while, and I finally popped out the top.

I thought we could
drive around in reverse for a bit - Michael McIntyre: Showman

I thought we could drive around in reverse for a bit

So here, - Michael McIntyre: Showman

"Too much information." - Michael McIntyre: Showman

"Too much information."

Let's just talk about it, just tell me, - Michael McIntyre: Showman

Let's just talk about it, just tell me,

She went, "What, really?" - Michael McIntyre: Showman

She went, "What, really?"

"Seriously?" "Yes, just tell me." - Michael McIntyre: Showman

"Seriously?" "Yes, just tell me."

"How exactly am I supposed to work that
into our anniversary, darling?" - Michael McIntyre: Showman

"How exactly am I supposed to work that into our annive...

I mean, my...
Lucas is 14 now, Ozzy's like 11. - Michael McIntyre: Showman

I mean, my... Lucas is 14 now, Ozzy's like 11.

Completely bloody addicted
to playing his bloody Xbox. - Michael McIntyre: Showman

Completely bloody addicted to playing his bloody Xbox.

You were lucky
to get away with that. Off." - Michael McIntyre: Showman

You were lucky to get away with that. Off."

Just give me a few more minutes
and I'll... I'll be wrapping up shortly. - Michael McIntyre: Showman

Just give me a few more minutes and I'll... I'll b...

Post-haste." - Michael McIntyre: Showman

"'Ello, mate, I'm your son.
Does that come as a surprise?" - Michael McIntyre: Showman

"'Ello, mate, I'm your son. Does that come as...

What kind of a family am I living in? - Michael McIntyre: Showman

What kind of a family am I living in?

And I've just seen Mom
reversing down the road - Michael McIntyre: Showman

And I've just seen Mom reversing down the road

I saw a sweater flung out the window.
She looked happy. - Michael McIntyre: Showman

I saw a sweater flung out the window. She looked happy.

Happier than in a while, I gotta tell.
Big grin on her face." - Michael McIntyre: Showman

Happier than in a while, I gotta tell. Big grin on her face....

So he's always, "I'll get off
in a minute." Always "in a minute." - Michael McIntyre: Showman

So he's always, "I'll get off in a minute.&qu...

"You'll come off now, all right?
Dinner's on the table." - Michael McIntyre: Showman

"You'll come off now, all right? Dinner's on ...

"It's a really important game, all right?" - Michael McIntyre: Showman

"It's a really important game, all right?"

You can't pause it. I can't..." - Michael McIntyre: Showman

You can't pause it. I can't..."

I'm putting my foot down!
You need to pause it." - Michael McIntyre: Showman

I'm putting my foot down! You need to pause it."

I'd have to kill myself on the game." - Michael McIntyre: Showman

I'd have to kill myself on the game."

Get your friend to shoot you!
It's Bolognese, getting cold." - Michael McIntyre: Showman

Get your friend to shoot you! It's Bolognese, getting c...

Every time I raise my voice...
The other day I was like, "Come on, - Michael McIntyre: Showman

Every time I raise my voice... The other day I was like, &qu...

I'm standing right here. I can hear you. - Michael McIntyre: Showman

I'm standing right here. I can hear you.

Calm down." - Michael McIntyre: Showman

Do you need a snack?" - Michael McIntyre: Showman

Do you need a snack?"

Fluffy, - Michael McIntyre: Showman

Different breeds of dogs
have different natures. I went to-- - Michael McIntyre: Showman

Different breeds of dogs have different natures. I went to--

It tells you about the different breeds,
all the characteristics, - Michael McIntyre: Showman

It tells you about the different breeds, all the characteris...

And it was all rated out of five stars, - Michael McIntyre: Showman

And it was all rated out of five stars,

Why would you bring an animal
into your home - Michael McIntyre: Showman

Why would you bring an animal into your home

And five-star love dogs,
there's, you know, golden retrievers, - Michael McIntyre: Showman

And five-star love dogs, there's, you know, golden retr...

He's like, "I love you so much." - Michael McIntyre: Showman

He's like, "I love you so much."

I don't know how he speaks, - Michael McIntyre: Showman

I don't know how he speaks,

"I love you so much.
Thank you so much for being my master. - Michael McIntyre: Showman

"I love you so much. Thank you so much for being my mas...

I love what you've done with the place,
it's magnificent. Absolutely beautiful. - Michael McIntyre: Showman

I love what you've done with the place, it's magni...

When I look at you, I feel the same way
as an Asian woman does - Michael McIntyre: Showman

When I look at you, I feel the same way as an Asian woman do...

I love the way, when you reach up high,
your jacket squeezes up like boobs. - Michael McIntyre: Showman

I love the way, when you reach up high, your jacket squeezes...

I love it when I hear you getting up
in the night and I listen for you peeing. - Michael McIntyre: Showman

I love it when I hear you getting up in the night and I list...

I love it when you come out the bath
and you've got two red feet, - Michael McIntyre: Showman

I love it when you come out the bath and you've got two...

I get worried about you getting bitten
by sharks in Australia. - Michael McIntyre: Showman

I get worried about you getting bitten by sharks in Australi...

You're one of the most genuine people
I've ever known in my entire life. - Michael McIntyre: Showman

You're one of the most genuine people I've ever kn...

I... I know it's irrational,
but I worry that you might be dead. - Michael McIntyre: Showman

I... I know it's irrational, but I worry that you might...

I get it in my head that he's only
gone and died, my master, - Michael McIntyre: Showman

I get it in my head that he's only gone and died, my ma...

And then when you come home, - Michael McIntyre: Showman

And then when you come home,

I went on the website to see dogs
that don't get five stars for love. - Michael McIntyre: Showman

I went on the website to see dogs that don't get five s...

Those little Mexican dogs
with the googly eyes, - Michael McIntyre: Showman

Those little Mexican dogs with the googly eyes,

'Cause you run
into different breeds of dogs, - Michael McIntyre: Showman

'Cause you run into different breeds of dogs,

And basically, what they want to do, - Michael McIntyre: Showman

And basically, what they want to do,

It's very odd. He goes up to a dog, - Michael McIntyre: Showman

It's very odd. He goes up to a dog,

And then he's, "Have a go on mine." - Michael McIntyre: Showman

And then he's, "Have a go on mine."

Some German shepherd
will be coming along like this, - Michael McIntyre: Showman

Some German shepherd will be coming along like this,

You couldn't even get up
to my magnificent balls if you tried! - Michael McIntyre: Showman

You couldn't even get up to my magnificent balls if you...

Disgusting! Stay away from my balls!" - Michael McIntyre: Showman

Disgusting! Stay away from my balls!"

"I'm the French poodle." - Michael McIntyre: Showman

"I'm the French poodle."

I was wondering if I could get
a quick sniff on your balls?" - Michael McIntyre: Showman

I was wondering if I could get a quick sniff on your balls?&...

I don't think you made the right decision,
no. You have not made the right decision. - Michael McIntyre: Showman

I don't think you made the right decision, no. You have...

Get away from the balls." - Michael McIntyre: Showman

Get away from the balls."

"Please, don't touch my...
In normal circumstances I would, - Michael McIntyre: Showman

"Please, don't touch my... In normal circumstances...

Please, balls are not available
right now." - Michael McIntyre: Showman

Please, balls are not available right now."

"Ooh, hello!
Ah, fucking feast on those, pal! - Michael McIntyre: Showman

"Ooh, hello! Ah, fucking feast on those, pal!

Oh, every time...
Every time you see a chihuahua, - Michael McIntyre: Showman

Oh, every time... Every time you see a chihuahua,

He's a bit nippy." - Michael McIntyre: Showman

He's a bit nippy."

Do your research." - Michael McIntyre: Showman

Do your research."

I don't like other people. - Michael McIntyre: Showman

I don't like other people.

Why she not do her research
on the internet? - Michael McIntyre: Showman

Why she not do her research on the internet?

When she tries to come close to me,
I try to bite her, - Michael McIntyre: Showman

When she tries to come close to me, I try to bite her,

You know when she goes out of the house, - Michael McIntyre: Showman

You know when she goes out of the house,

And get me out of your handbag,
you fucking witch!" - Michael McIntyre: Showman

And get me out of your handbag, you fucking witch!"

Ladies and gentlemen,
thank you so much for coming out - Michael McIntyre: Showman

Ladies and gentlemen, thank you so much for coming out

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Charming comic Michael McIntyre talks family, technology, sharks, accents and the time he confused himself for a world leader in this stand-up special.

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Director: Chris Howe

Writer: Michael McIntyre

Production: N/A

Genre: comedy

Year: 2020

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ImdbRating: 7.2

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Released: 12 Sep 2020

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