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Michael McIntyre: Showman

And you do this with your bottom,you select your bottom, and the task of your bottomis...

And you do this with your bottom,
you select your bottom, and the task of your bottom
is simply to dip in to see, is it ready? How's it going?
Is-- How's it going?

Full Transcript

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And you do this with your bottom, you select your bottom,
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and the task of your bottom is simply to dip in
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to see, is it ready? How's it going? Is-- How's it going?
Duration
11 seconds
Views
20
Timestamp in Movie
00:15:15
Uploaded
Jun 03, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Charming comic Michael McIntyre talks family, technology, sharks, accents and the time he confused himself for a world leader in this stand-up special.
This is where I forget, unfortunately, that I have balls. - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:05
This is where I forget, unfortunately, that I have balls.
It's more the angle of dangle... - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:04
It's more the angle of dangle...
...means that my balls are now the closest thing - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:06
...means that my balls are now the closest thing
It's the most sensitive part of the human body - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:09
It's the most sensitive part of the human body
...to test - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:05
...to test
No one's ever handed me a cup of tea and said, "Michael... - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:04
No one's ever handed me a cup of tea and said, "Mi...
This might be a little bit on the hot side." - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:07
This might be a little bit on the hot side."
Just tested it with my hover-paddle hardened bollocks - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:06
Just tested it with my hover-paddle hardened bollocks
Because they're worried that people watching Netflix - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:06
Because they're worried that people watching Netflix
Can you imagine? "What does he drink?" - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:08
Can you imagine? "What does he drink?"
Evian. "Live young, Evian." - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:07
Evian. "Live young, Evian."
It's a colorless, odorless, tasteless liquid - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:05
It's a colorless, odorless, tasteless liquid
It's a miracle of branding and marketing that people prefer different ones. - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:05
It's a miracle of branding and marketing that people pr...
"Oh, I like Voss." "I like Fiji." "I like Buxton." - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:07
"Oh, I like Voss." "I like Fiji." "...
And they get very offended, you must have seen this in restaurants - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:14
And they get very offended, you must have seen this in resta...
I could scoop some from the pavement? It rained earlier." - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:07
I could scoop some from the pavement? It rained earlier.&quo...
We don't know the condition of your taps and your tanks and your pipes. - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:04
We don't know the condition of your taps and your tanks...
Water that's been drained and flushed for centuries? - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:04
Water that's been drained and flushed for centuries?
"Ice?" - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:06
"Ice?"
We'd like a slow death, - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:10
We'd like a slow death,