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Michael McIntyre: Showman

And it was all rated out of five stars, and I was only considering dogsthat got five stars...

And it was all rated out of five stars, and I was only considering dogs
that got five stars for love

Full Transcript

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And it was all rated out of five stars,
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and I was only considering dogs that got five stars for love.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
33
Timestamp in Movie
00:56:00
Uploaded
Jun 03, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
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Movie Summary

Charming comic Michael McIntyre talks family, technology, sharks, accents and the time he confused himself for a world leader in this stand-up special.
Why would you bring an animal into your home - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:06
Why would you bring an animal into your home
And five-star love dogs, there's, you know, golden retrievers, - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:07
And five-star love dogs, there's, you know, golden retr...
He's like, "I love you so much." - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:07
He's like, "I love you so much."
I don't know how he speaks, - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:05
I don't know how he speaks,
"I love you so much. Thank you so much for being my master. - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:04
"I love you so much. Thank you so much for being my mas...
I love what you've done with the place, it's magnificent. Absolutely beautiful. - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:04
I love what you've done with the place, it's magni...
When I look at you, I feel the same way as an Asian woman does - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:05
When I look at you, I feel the same way as an Asian woman do...
I love the way, when you reach up high, your jacket squeezes up like boobs. - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:04
I love the way, when you reach up high, your jacket squeezes...
I love it when I hear you getting up in the night and I listen for you peeing. - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:04
I love it when I hear you getting up in the night and I list...
I love it when you come out the bath and you've got two red feet, - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:05
I love it when you come out the bath and you've got two...
I get worried about you getting bitten by sharks in Australia. - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:04
I get worried about you getting bitten by sharks in Australi...
You're one of the most genuine people I've ever known in my entire life. - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:04
You're one of the most genuine people I've ever kn...
I... I know it's irrational, but I worry that you might be dead. - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:04
I... I know it's irrational, but I worry that you might...
I get it in my head that he's only gone and died, my master, - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:06
I get it in my head that he's only gone and died, my ma...
And then when you come home, - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:09
And then when you come home,
I went on the website to see dogs that don't get five stars for love. - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:06
I went on the website to see dogs that don't get five s...
Those little Mexican dogs with the googly eyes, - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:05
Those little Mexican dogs with the googly eyes,
'Cause you run into different breeds of dogs, - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:09
'Cause you run into different breeds of dogs,
And basically, what they want to do, - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:10
And basically, what they want to do,
It's very odd. He goes up to a dog, - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:08
It's very odd. He goes up to a dog,