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Michael McIntyre: Showman

And then he's, "Have a go on mine." And then they go, "Thanks for that,"and then they just...

And then he's, "Have a go on mine." And then they go, "Thanks for that,"
and then they just carry on

Full Transcript

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And then he's, "Have a go on mine."
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And then they go, "Thanks for that," and then they just carry on.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
18
Timestamp in Movie
00:58:30
Uploaded
Jun 03, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Charming comic Michael McIntyre talks family, technology, sharks, accents and the time he confused himself for a world leader in this stand-up special.
Some German shepherd will be coming along like this, - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:13
Some German shepherd will be coming along like this,
You couldn't even get up to my magnificent balls if you tried! - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:04
You couldn't even get up to my magnificent balls if you...
Disgusting! Stay away from my balls!" - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:09
Disgusting! Stay away from my balls!"
"I'm the French poodle." - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:07
"I'm the French poodle."
I was wondering if I could get a quick sniff on your balls?" - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:06
I was wondering if I could get a quick sniff on your balls?&...
I don't think you made the right decision, no. You have not made the right decision. - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:05
I don't think you made the right decision, no. You have...
Get away from the balls." - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:05
Get away from the balls."
"Please, don't touch my... In normal circumstances I would, - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:06
"Please, don't touch my... In normal circumstances...
Please, balls are not available right now." - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:08
Please, balls are not available right now."
"Ooh, hello! Ah, fucking feast on those, pal! - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:05
"Ooh, hello! Ah, fucking feast on those, pal!
Oh, every time... Every time you see a chihuahua, - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:07
Oh, every time... Every time you see a chihuahua,
He's a bit nippy." - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:10
He's a bit nippy."
Do your research." - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:06
Do your research."
I don't like other people. - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:04
I don't like other people.
Why she not do her research on the internet? - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:05
Why she not do her research on the internet?
When she tries to come close to me, I try to bite her, - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:09
When she tries to come close to me, I try to bite her,
You know when she goes out of the house, - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:05
You know when she goes out of the house,
And get me out of your handbag, you fucking witch!" - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:07
And get me out of your handbag, you fucking witch!"
Ladies and gentlemen, thank you so much for coming out - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:07
Ladies and gentlemen, thank you so much for coming out