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Michael McIntyre: Showman

And then when you come home, I'm the happiest dogin the whole wide world 'cause I'm a...

And then when you come home, I'm the happiest dog
in the whole wide world 'cause I'm a five-star love dog!" That's my dog

Full Transcript

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And then when you come home,
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I'm the happiest dog in the whole wide world
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'cause I'm a five-star love dog!"
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That's my dog.
Duration
9 seconds
Views
23
Timestamp in Movie
00:57:34
Uploaded
Jun 03, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Charming comic Michael McIntyre talks family, technology, sharks, accents and the time he confused himself for a world leader in this stand-up special.
I went on the website to see dogs that don't get five stars for love. - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:06
I went on the website to see dogs that don't get five s...
Those little Mexican dogs with the googly eyes, - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:05
Those little Mexican dogs with the googly eyes,
'Cause you run into different breeds of dogs, - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:09
'Cause you run into different breeds of dogs,
And basically, what they want to do, - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:10
And basically, what they want to do,
It's very odd. He goes up to a dog, - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:08
It's very odd. He goes up to a dog,
And then he's, "Have a go on mine." - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:05
And then he's, "Have a go on mine."
Some German shepherd will be coming along like this, - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:13
Some German shepherd will be coming along like this,
You couldn't even get up to my magnificent balls if you tried! - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:04
You couldn't even get up to my magnificent balls if you...
Disgusting! Stay away from my balls!" - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:09
Disgusting! Stay away from my balls!"
"I'm the French poodle." - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:07
"I'm the French poodle."
I was wondering if I could get a quick sniff on your balls?" - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:06
I was wondering if I could get a quick sniff on your balls?&...
I don't think you made the right decision, no. You have not made the right decision. - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:05
I don't think you made the right decision, no. You have...
Get away from the balls." - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:05
Get away from the balls."
"Please, don't touch my... In normal circumstances I would, - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:06
"Please, don't touch my... In normal circumstances...
Please, balls are not available right now." - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:08
Please, balls are not available right now."
"Ooh, hello! Ah, fucking feast on those, pal! - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:05
"Ooh, hello! Ah, fucking feast on those, pal!
Oh, every time... Every time you see a chihuahua, - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:07
Oh, every time... Every time you see a chihuahua,
He's a bit nippy." - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:10
He's a bit nippy."
Do your research." - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:06
Do your research."
I don't like other people. - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:04
I don't like other people.