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Michael McIntyre: Showman

Because it's all about sound, you have to be very sensitive to noise, 'cause you're...

Because it's all about sound, you have to be very sensitive to noise, 'cause you're waiting for the splash

Full Transcript

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Because it's all about sound,
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you have to be very sensitive to noise,
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'cause you're waiting for the splash.
Duration
8 seconds
Views
30
Timestamp in Movie
00:08:34
Uploaded
Jun 03, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Charming comic Michael McIntyre talks family, technology, sharks, accents and the time he confused himself for a world leader in this stand-up special.
But you can't pee into the water, - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:04
But you can't pee into the water,
...to find the sweet spot of the bowl - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:07
...to find the sweet spot of the bowl
Yes! This acknowledgment of night peeing! - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:04
Yes! This acknowledgment of night peeing!
And sometimes you're peeing and you hear a different sound, you know, like, "Ooh, - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:07
And sometimes you're peeing and you hear a different so...
I've overcompensated." - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:05
I've overcompensated."
"Yep, I've pissed on the floor." - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:06
"Yep, I've pissed on the floor."
You create a sort of foot mop situation, - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:09
You create a sort of foot mop situation,
"How's your life going, Michael?" "Well, I'm just foot-mopping piss - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:06
"How's your life going, Michael?" "Well,...
Other than that, really, really happy." - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:07
Other than that, really, really happy."
Soon as I get into the bedroom, I can see my wife's face glowing. - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:06
Soon as I get into the bedroom, I can see my wife's fac...
I've bought three pairs of shoes there." - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:04
I've bought three pairs of shoes there."
I've started having a Berocca before bed, - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:08
I've started having a Berocca before bed,
I think as I get older, I'll get more and more brilliant at it. - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:05
I think as I get older, I'll get more and more brillian...
By the time I'm 80, I'll be like Ninja Warrior. - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:08
By the time I'm 80, I'll be like Ninja Warrior.
Before realizing I've accidentally peed in the spare room cupboard, - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:07
Before realizing I've accidentally peed in the spare ro...
But the good news is, - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:18
But the good news is,
She sleeps with the window open, - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:10
She sleeps with the window open,
That's garden temperature." - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:07
That's garden temperature."
"Can we close the window, put the heating on?" - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:05
"Can we close the window, put the heating on?"
You know we'll get sore throats." - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:12
You know we'll get sore throats."