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Michael McIntyre: Showman

Because they're worriedthat people watching Netflix might want to, uh, look like me

Because they're worried
that people watching Netflix might want to, uh, look like me

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Because they're worried that people watching Netflix
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might want to, uh, look like me.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
31
Timestamp in Movie
00:16:51
Uploaded
Jun 03, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Charming comic Michael McIntyre talks family, technology, sharks, accents and the time he confused himself for a world leader in this stand-up special.
Can you imagine? "What does he drink?" - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:08
Can you imagine? "What does he drink?"
Evian. "Live young, Evian." - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:07
Evian. "Live young, Evian."
It's a colorless, odorless, tasteless liquid - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:05
It's a colorless, odorless, tasteless liquid
It's a miracle of branding and marketing that people prefer different ones. - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:05
It's a miracle of branding and marketing that people pr...
"Oh, I like Voss." "I like Fiji." "I like Buxton." - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:07
"Oh, I like Voss." "I like Fiji." "...
And they get very offended, you must have seen this in restaurants - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:14
And they get very offended, you must have seen this in resta...
I could scoop some from the pavement? It rained earlier." - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:07
I could scoop some from the pavement? It rained earlier.&quo...
We don't know the condition of your taps and your tanks and your pipes. - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:04
We don't know the condition of your taps and your tanks...
Water that's been drained and flushed for centuries? - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:04
Water that's been drained and flushed for centuries?
"Ice?" - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:06
"Ice?"
We'd like a slow death, - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:10
We'd like a slow death,
So this is a culmination - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:07
So this is a culmination
And I suppose it's amazingly exciting to be home at the end of it - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:08
And I suppose it's amazingly exciting to be home at the...
Probably the furthest I've been is the furthest anybody's been from here, - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:07
Probably the furthest I've been is the furthest anybody...
Um, but it takes 24 hours, as you know, to get there from here - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:07
Um, but it takes 24 hours, as you know, to get there from he...
So I pulled out the bezel of my watch, - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:06
So I pulled out the bezel of my watch,
I just want to get onto the new time zone. What's the time difference here?" - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:06
I just want to get onto the new time zone. What's the t...
The time difference in New Zealand, it's 12 hours ahead. - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:04
The time difference in New Zealand, it's 12 hours ahead...
We're 12 hours ahead in New Zealand." - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:06
We're 12 hours ahead in New Zealand."
And I notice in my peripheral vision she was looking at me like I was an idiot. - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:05
And I notice in my peripheral vision she was looking at me l...