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Michael McIntyre: Showman

Brace yourself." Sometimes you can't get a purchase.You're like, "I could lose my arm!"...

Brace yourself." Sometimes you can't get a purchase.
You're like, "I could lose my arm!" But the braver amongst us, there's many here tonight,
and I count myself amongst you, will hover paddle

Full Transcript

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Brace yourself."
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Sometimes you can't get a purchase. You're like, "I could lose my arm!"
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But the braver amongst us,
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there's many here tonight, and I count myself amongst you,
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will hover paddle.
Duration
18 seconds
Views
26
Timestamp in Movie
00:14:27
Uploaded
Jun 03, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Charming comic Michael McIntyre talks family, technology, sharks, accents and the time he confused himself for a world leader in this stand-up special.
This is where you get into the bath, - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:07
This is where you get into the bath,
You get the cold on, - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:05
You get the cold on,
Be brave! Be brave!" - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:08
Be brave! Be brave!"
It's getting better, it's getting better! Come on!" - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:06
It's getting better, it's getting better! Come on!...
Is it ready to fully submerge? - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:04
Is it ready to fully submerge?
And you do this with your bottom, you select your bottom, - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:11
And you do this with your bottom, you select your bottom,
This is where I forget, unfortunately, that I have balls. - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:05
This is where I forget, unfortunately, that I have balls.
It's more the angle of dangle... - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:04
It's more the angle of dangle...
...means that my balls are now the closest thing - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:06
...means that my balls are now the closest thing
It's the most sensitive part of the human body - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:09
It's the most sensitive part of the human body
...to test - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:05
...to test
No one's ever handed me a cup of tea and said, "Michael... - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:04
No one's ever handed me a cup of tea and said, "Mi...
This might be a little bit on the hot side." - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:07
This might be a little bit on the hot side."
Just tested it with my hover-paddle hardened bollocks - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:06
Just tested it with my hover-paddle hardened bollocks
Because they're worried that people watching Netflix - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:06
Because they're worried that people watching Netflix
Can you imagine? "What does he drink?" - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:08
Can you imagine? "What does he drink?"
Evian. "Live young, Evian." - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:07
Evian. "Live young, Evian."
It's a colorless, odorless, tasteless liquid - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:05
It's a colorless, odorless, tasteless liquid
It's a miracle of branding and marketing that people prefer different ones. - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:05
It's a miracle of branding and marketing that people pr...
"Oh, I like Voss." "I like Fiji." "I like Buxton." - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:07
"Oh, I like Voss." "I like Fiji." "...