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Michael McIntyre: Showman

But, as I say, I'd never seenthese disposable massage pants before

But, as I say, I'd never seen
these disposable massage pants before

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But, as I say, I'd never seen these disposable massage pants before.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
58
Timestamp in Movie
00:35:53
Uploaded
Jun 03, 2025
Genres
comedy
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Movie Summary

Charming comic Michael McIntyre talks family, technology, sharks, accents and the time he confused himself for a world leader in this stand-up special.
I assumed it was a face mask for my face. - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:04
I assumed it was a face mask for my face.
So the side stringy bits I hooked onto my ears, like this. - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:06
So the side stringy bits I hooked onto my ears, like this.
And I put my face where my balls were supposed to be housed. - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:05
And I put my face where my balls were supposed to be housed.
Put the robe on, and the slippers, - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:06
Put the robe on, and the slippers,
The pants are on your face!" - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:08
The pants are on your face!"
Isn't it lovely, ladies and gentlemen, isn't it nice, - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:06
Isn't it lovely, ladies and gentlemen, isn't it ni...
Look at all of us. It's such a rarity. - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:04
Look at all of us. It's such a rarity.
It's all very easy to do when you're booking things online. - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:04
It's all very easy to do when you're booking thing...
It doesn't always happen, and nobody knows - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:06
It doesn't always happen, and nobody knows
You're booking your tickets online, and it suddenly just goes, - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:08
You're booking your tickets online, and it suddenly jus...
No one's ever suspected I'm anything other human. - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:06
No one's ever suspected I'm anything other human.
This is really weird, can we carry on?" - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:06
This is really weird, can we carry on?"
We're going to have to run some tests - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:11
We're going to have to run some tests
All I have to do is prove my humanity! - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:04
All I have to do is prove my humanity!
What are the questions?" - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:04
What are the questions?"
Which one is a shopfront?" - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:06
Which one is a shopfront?"
Where are these creepy middle-American shops, anyway?" - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:10
Where are these creepy middle-American shops, anyway?"
What are we supposed to do? Do we just tick the main box - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:08
What are we supposed to do? Do we just tick the main box
So you go, "That one, that one, - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:07
So you go, "That one, that one,
How are you with bridges?" - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:20
How are you with bridges?"