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Michael McIntyre: Showman

By the time I'm 80,I'll be like Ninja Warrior. A sort of stealth-pissing pensioner in the...

By the time I'm 80,
I'll be like Ninja Warrior. A sort of stealth-pissing pensioner in the middle of the night

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By the time I'm 80, I'll be like Ninja Warrior.
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A sort of stealth-pissing pensioner
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in the middle of the night.
Duration
8 seconds
Views
33
Timestamp in Movie
00:10:52
Uploaded
Jun 03, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Charming comic Michael McIntyre talks family, technology, sharks, accents and the time he confused himself for a world leader in this stand-up special.
Before realizing I've accidentally peed in the spare room cupboard, - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:07
Before realizing I've accidentally peed in the spare ro...
But the good news is, - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:18
But the good news is,
She sleeps with the window open, - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:10
She sleeps with the window open,
That's garden temperature." - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:07
That's garden temperature."
"Can we close the window, put the heating on?" - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:05
"Can we close the window, put the heating on?"
You know we'll get sore throats." - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:12
You know we'll get sore throats."
It'll be fine. My issue with it is - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:06
It'll be fine. My issue with it is
Why does she want the bedroom so absolutely freezing, - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:10
Why does she want the bedroom so absolutely freezing,
There's lava, and then there's my wife's bath. - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:04
There's lava, and then there's my wife's bath...
When she's in the bath, steam fills the house. - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:05
When she's in the bath, steam fills the house.
People are driving down our road with fog lights on going, - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:16
People are driving down our road with fog lights on going,
No." - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:04
No."
We've all got into a bath - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:05
We've all got into a bath
And it's normally our own fault, we don't have time to wait. - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:04
And it's normally our own fault, we don't have tim...
When we run the hot tap, and we run the cold, - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:13
When we run the hot tap, and we run the cold,
I've run that a bit too hot." - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:06
I've run that a bit too hot."
You get in, and you start lowering yourself, - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:09
You get in, and you start lowering yourself,
...to reach your brain, where the information has to go - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:04
...to reach your brain, where the information has to go
Because it's really quite a long way for the information to travel. - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:05
Because it's really quite a long way for the informatio...
So you start lowering yourself and thinking, - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:07
So you start lowering yourself and thinking,