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Michael McIntyre: Showman

"Can we close the window,put the heating on?" "No, we can't have the heating onin the...

"Can we close the window,
put the heating on?" "No, we can't have the heating on
in the bedroom

Full Transcript

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"Can we close the window, put the heating on?"
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"No, we can't have the heating on in the bedroom.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
30
Timestamp in Movie
00:11:58
Uploaded
Jun 03, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Charming comic Michael McIntyre talks family, technology, sharks, accents and the time he confused himself for a world leader in this stand-up special.
You know we'll get sore throats." - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:12
You know we'll get sore throats."
It'll be fine. My issue with it is - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:06
It'll be fine. My issue with it is
Why does she want the bedroom so absolutely freezing, - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:10
Why does she want the bedroom so absolutely freezing,
There's lava, and then there's my wife's bath. - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:04
There's lava, and then there's my wife's bath...
When she's in the bath, steam fills the house. - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:05
When she's in the bath, steam fills the house.
People are driving down our road with fog lights on going, - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:16
People are driving down our road with fog lights on going,
No." - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:04
No."
We've all got into a bath - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:05
We've all got into a bath
And it's normally our own fault, we don't have time to wait. - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:04
And it's normally our own fault, we don't have tim...
When we run the hot tap, and we run the cold, - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:13
When we run the hot tap, and we run the cold,
I've run that a bit too hot." - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:06
I've run that a bit too hot."
You get in, and you start lowering yourself, - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:09
You get in, and you start lowering yourself,
...to reach your brain, where the information has to go - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:04
...to reach your brain, where the information has to go
Because it's really quite a long way for the information to travel. - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:05
Because it's really quite a long way for the informatio...
So you start lowering yourself and thinking, - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:07
So you start lowering yourself and thinking,
You have a split-second decision, - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:12
You have a split-second decision,
You look down, you've got these sort of red skin socks of pain. "Ow! - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:07
You look down, you've got these sort of red skin socks ...
Look what I did to myself!" - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:10
Look what I did to myself!"
You look at your arm as if to say, "This will hurt, I do apologize. - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:04
You look at your arm as if to say, "This will hurt, I d...
Brace yourself." - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:18
Brace yourself."