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Michael McIntyre: Showman

Get your friend to shoot you!It's Bolognese, getting cold." Truth is, he doesn't respect...

Get your friend to shoot you!
It's Bolognese, getting cold." Truth is, he doesn't respect me

Full Transcript

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Get your friend to shoot you! It's Bolognese, getting cold."
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Truth is, he doesn't respect me.
Duration
10 seconds
Views
37
Timestamp in Movie
00:54:27
Uploaded
Jun 03, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Charming comic Michael McIntyre talks family, technology, sharks, accents and the time he confused himself for a world leader in this stand-up special.
Every time I raise my voice... The other day I was like, "Come on, - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:09
Every time I raise my voice... The other day I was like, &qu...
I'm standing right here. I can hear you. - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:04
I'm standing right here. I can hear you.
Calm down." - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:13
Calm down."
Do you need a snack?" - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:09
Do you need a snack?"
Fluffy, - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:04
Fluffy,
Different breeds of dogs have different natures. I went to-- - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:06
Different breeds of dogs have different natures. I went to--
It tells you about the different breeds, all the characteristics, - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:09
It tells you about the different breeds, all the characteris...
And it was all rated out of five stars, - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:06
And it was all rated out of five stars,
Why would you bring an animal into your home - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:06
Why would you bring an animal into your home
And five-star love dogs, there's, you know, golden retrievers, - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:07
And five-star love dogs, there's, you know, golden retr...
He's like, "I love you so much." - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:07
He's like, "I love you so much."
I don't know how he speaks, - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:05
I don't know how he speaks,
"I love you so much. Thank you so much for being my master. - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:04
"I love you so much. Thank you so much for being my mas...
I love what you've done with the place, it's magnificent. Absolutely beautiful. - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:04
I love what you've done with the place, it's magni...
When I look at you, I feel the same way as an Asian woman does - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:05
When I look at you, I feel the same way as an Asian woman do...
I love the way, when you reach up high, your jacket squeezes up like boobs. - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:04
I love the way, when you reach up high, your jacket squeezes...
I love it when I hear you getting up in the night and I listen for you peeing. - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:04
I love it when I hear you getting up in the night and I list...
I love it when you come out the bath and you've got two red feet, - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:05
I love it when you come out the bath and you've got two...
I get worried about you getting bitten by sharks in Australia. - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:04
I get worried about you getting bitten by sharks in Australi...
You're one of the most genuine people I've ever known in my entire life. - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:04
You're one of the most genuine people I've ever kn...