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Michael McIntyre: Showman

Have a massage, it'll help you sleep." So I go downstairs to the spa,you know, lift doors...

Have a massage, it'll help you sleep." So I go downstairs to the spa,
you know, lift doors open, there's candles and low music

Full Transcript

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Have a massage, it'll help you sleep."
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So I go downstairs to the spa, you know, lift doors open,
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there's candles and low music.
Duration
8 seconds
Views
29
Timestamp in Movie
00:34:35
Uploaded
Jun 03, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Charming comic Michael McIntyre talks family, technology, sharks, accents and the time he confused himself for a world leader in this stand-up special.
There's a few girls on reception, they're giggling as I walk over - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:06
There's a few girls on reception, they're giggling...
He's the guy from Paco Rabanne! Oh, my God!" - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:08
He's the guy from Paco Rabanne! Oh, my God!"
"I can't believe it's him!" - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:07
"I can't believe it's him!"
It was seeping through the mask by the time I got there. - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:04
It was seeping through the mask by the time I got there.
She looked like the Joker in Batman. Not a good look! - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:04
She looked like the Joker in Batman. Not a good look!
I said, "I'm here for my massage." - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:10
I said, "I'm here for my massage."
Pop those on, and then go straight on and your therapist will meet you. Enjoy." - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:07
Pop those on, and then go straight on and your therapist wil...
A tiny packet of disposable... - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:05
A tiny packet of disposable...
No man should be wearing these, - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:06
No man should be wearing these,
There was a string that went round one hip, - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:11
There was a string that went round one hip,
But, as I say, I'd never seen these disposable massage pants before. - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:05
But, as I say, I'd never seen these disposable massage ...
I assumed it was a face mask for my face. - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:04
I assumed it was a face mask for my face.
So the side stringy bits I hooked onto my ears, like this. - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:06
So the side stringy bits I hooked onto my ears, like this.
And I put my face where my balls were supposed to be housed. - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:05
And I put my face where my balls were supposed to be housed.
Put the robe on, and the slippers, - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:06
Put the robe on, and the slippers,
The pants are on your face!" - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:08
The pants are on your face!"
Isn't it lovely, ladies and gentlemen, isn't it nice, - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:06
Isn't it lovely, ladies and gentlemen, isn't it ni...
Look at all of us. It's such a rarity. - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:04
Look at all of us. It's such a rarity.
It's all very easy to do when you're booking things online. - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:04
It's all very easy to do when you're booking thing...
It doesn't always happen, and nobody knows - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:06
It doesn't always happen, and nobody knows