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I could scoop some from the pavement? It rained earlier.
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Michael McIntyre: Showman

I could scoop some from the pavement?It rained earlier." And people are so offended

I could scoop some from the pavement?
It rained earlier." And people are so offended

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I could scoop some from the pavement? It rained earlier."
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And people are so offended.
Duration
7 seconds
Views
24
Timestamp in Movie
00:17:46
Uploaded
Jun 03, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
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Movie Summary

Charming comic Michael McIntyre talks family, technology, sharks, accents and the time he confused himself for a world leader in this stand-up special.
We don't know the condition of your taps and your tanks and your pipes. - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:04
We don't know the condition of your taps and your tanks...
Water that's been drained and flushed for centuries? - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:04
Water that's been drained and flushed for centuries?
"Ice?" - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:06
"Ice?"
We'd like a slow death, - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:10
We'd like a slow death,
So this is a culmination - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:07
So this is a culmination
And I suppose it's amazingly exciting to be home at the end of it - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:08
And I suppose it's amazingly exciting to be home at the...
Probably the furthest I've been is the furthest anybody's been from here, - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:07
Probably the furthest I've been is the furthest anybody...
Um, but it takes 24 hours, as you know, to get there from here - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:07
Um, but it takes 24 hours, as you know, to get there from he...
So I pulled out the bezel of my watch, - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:06
So I pulled out the bezel of my watch,
I just want to get onto the new time zone. What's the time difference here?" - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:06
I just want to get onto the new time zone. What's the t...
The time difference in New Zealand, it's 12 hours ahead. - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:04
The time difference in New Zealand, it's 12 hours ahead...
We're 12 hours ahead in New Zealand." - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:06
We're 12 hours ahead in New Zealand."
And I notice in my peripheral vision she was looking at me like I was an idiot. - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:05
And I notice in my peripheral vision she was looking at me l...
I thought, "What's her problem? She needs to jog on." - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:16
I thought, "What's her problem? She needs to jog o...
Thank you for your help." - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:04
Thank you for your help."
And basically, they change the vowels, - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:05
And basically, they change the vowels,
They get to a vowel and they just pick another - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:05
They get to a vowel and they just pick another
They take their time. They love the vowels. - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:05
They take their time. They love the vowels.
When they see a vowel, they're just like, "We're gonna stay - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:06
When they see a vowel, they're just like, "We'...
I see no reason... - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:04
I see no reason...