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Michael McIntyre: Showman

I don't know how he speaks, but I assume if he did, he would

I don't know how he speaks, but I assume if he did, he would

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I don't know how he speaks,
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but I assume if he did, he would.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
23
Timestamp in Movie
00:56:29
Uploaded
Jun 03, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Charming comic Michael McIntyre talks family, technology, sharks, accents and the time he confused himself for a world leader in this stand-up special.
"I love you so much. Thank you so much for being my master. - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:04
"I love you so much. Thank you so much for being my mas...
I love what you've done with the place, it's magnificent. Absolutely beautiful. - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:04
I love what you've done with the place, it's magni...
When I look at you, I feel the same way as an Asian woman does - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:05
When I look at you, I feel the same way as an Asian woman do...
I love the way, when you reach up high, your jacket squeezes up like boobs. - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:04
I love the way, when you reach up high, your jacket squeezes...
I love it when I hear you getting up in the night and I listen for you peeing. - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:04
I love it when I hear you getting up in the night and I list...
I love it when you come out the bath and you've got two red feet, - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:05
I love it when you come out the bath and you've got two...
I get worried about you getting bitten by sharks in Australia. - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:04
I get worried about you getting bitten by sharks in Australi...
You're one of the most genuine people I've ever known in my entire life. - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:04
You're one of the most genuine people I've ever kn...
I... I know it's irrational, but I worry that you might be dead. - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:04
I... I know it's irrational, but I worry that you might...
I get it in my head that he's only gone and died, my master, - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:06
I get it in my head that he's only gone and died, my ma...
And then when you come home, - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:09
And then when you come home,
I went on the website to see dogs that don't get five stars for love. - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:06
I went on the website to see dogs that don't get five s...
Those little Mexican dogs with the googly eyes, - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:05
Those little Mexican dogs with the googly eyes,
'Cause you run into different breeds of dogs, - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:09
'Cause you run into different breeds of dogs,
And basically, what they want to do, - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:10
And basically, what they want to do,
It's very odd. He goes up to a dog, - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:08
It's very odd. He goes up to a dog,
And then he's, "Have a go on mine." - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:05
And then he's, "Have a go on mine."
Some German shepherd will be coming along like this, - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:13
Some German shepherd will be coming along like this,
You couldn't even get up to my magnificent balls if you tried! - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:04
You couldn't even get up to my magnificent balls if you...
Disgusting! Stay away from my balls!" - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:09
Disgusting! Stay away from my balls!"