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Michael McIntyre: Showman

I don't like it!" So I've got to go round the bed,and I can't wake her up

I don't like it!" So I've got to go round the bed,
and I can't wake her up

Full Transcript

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I don't like it!"
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So I've got to go round the bed, and I can't wake her up.
Duration
8 seconds
Views
19
Timestamp in Movie
00:05:20
Uploaded
Jun 03, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Charming comic Michael McIntyre talks family, technology, sharks, accents and the time he confused himself for a world leader in this stand-up special.
I cannot wake my wife. If my wife is awoken in the night, - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:06
I cannot wake my wife. If my wife is awoken in the night,
"Why'd you have to wake me up? Why do you make so much noise?" - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:13
"Why'd you have to wake me up? Why do you make so ...
She buys so many shoes - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:07
She buys so many shoes
She-- She buys shoes when she's in the bath, - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:08
She-- She buys shoes when she's in the bath,
The children are both in the room as well, they're both on iPads, - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:06
The children are both in the room as well, they're both...
Sometimes there's a WhatsApp ping and we discuss whose phone it was. - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:04
Sometimes there's a WhatsApp ping and we discuss whose ...
"Ping!" "Was that you? I think it was me." "I think your phone just went." - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:07
"Ping!" "Was that you? I think it was...
I could see money - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:06
I could see money
Every time I refreshed it, we had less money in the bank! - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:04
Every time I refreshed it, we had less money in the bank!
"You are doing this right now, darling?" - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:07
"You are doing this right now, darling?"
If it upsets you, stop refreshing." - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:09
If it upsets you, stop refreshing."
That is easier said than done, on account of the floorboards. - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:04
That is easier said than done, on account of the floorboards...
I never realized we had creaky floorboards - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:08
I never realized we had creaky floorboards
I've never noticed the floorboards make a noise in the daytime. - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:04
I've never noticed the floorboards make a noise in the ...
Her arm is subconsciously reaching for her mobile. - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:04
Her arm is subconsciously reaching for her mobile.
"No!" - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:07
"No!"
"Fuck!" - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:06
"Fuck!"
We had an extractor fan - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:06
We had an extractor fan
It's the loudest thing in the world! It's gonna wake my wife up! - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:04
It's the loudest thing in the world! It's gonna wa...
There's not a switch for light - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:04
There's not a switch for light