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I get worried about you getting bitten by sharks in Australia
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Michael McIntyre: Showman

I get worried about you getting bittenby sharks in Australia

I get worried about you getting bitten
by sharks in Australia

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I get worried about you getting bitten by sharks in Australia.
Duration
4 seconds
Views
35
Timestamp in Movie
00:57:11
Uploaded
Jun 03, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
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Movie Summary

Charming comic Michael McIntyre talks family, technology, sharks, accents and the time he confused himself for a world leader in this stand-up special.
You're one of the most genuine people I've ever known in my entire life. - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:04
You're one of the most genuine people I've ever kn...
I... I know it's irrational, but I worry that you might be dead. - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:04
I... I know it's irrational, but I worry that you might...
I get it in my head that he's only gone and died, my master, - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:06
I get it in my head that he's only gone and died, my ma...
And then when you come home, - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:09
And then when you come home,
I went on the website to see dogs that don't get five stars for love. - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:06
I went on the website to see dogs that don't get five s...
Those little Mexican dogs with the googly eyes, - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:05
Those little Mexican dogs with the googly eyes,
'Cause you run into different breeds of dogs, - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:09
'Cause you run into different breeds of dogs,
And basically, what they want to do, - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:10
And basically, what they want to do,
It's very odd. He goes up to a dog, - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:08
It's very odd. He goes up to a dog,
And then he's, "Have a go on mine." - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:05
And then he's, "Have a go on mine."
Some German shepherd will be coming along like this, - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:13
Some German shepherd will be coming along like this,
You couldn't even get up to my magnificent balls if you tried! - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:04
You couldn't even get up to my magnificent balls if you...
Disgusting! Stay away from my balls!" - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:09
Disgusting! Stay away from my balls!"
"I'm the French poodle." - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:07
"I'm the French poodle."
I was wondering if I could get a quick sniff on your balls?" - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:06
I was wondering if I could get a quick sniff on your balls?&...
I don't think you made the right decision, no. You have not made the right decision. - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:05
I don't think you made the right decision, no. You have...
Get away from the balls." - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:05
Get away from the balls."
"Please, don't touch my... In normal circumstances I would, - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:06
"Please, don't touch my... In normal circumstances...
Please, balls are not available right now." - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:08
Please, balls are not available right now."
"Ooh, hello! Ah, fucking feast on those, pal! - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:05
"Ooh, hello! Ah, fucking feast on those, pal!