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Michael McIntyre: Showman

I said, "I'm here for my massage." She said, "Okay, what you want to do isyou want to go...

I said, "I'm here for my massage." She said, "Okay, what you want to do is
you want to go to the men's locker room, just down there on the right, and in there you'll find a locker, um

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I said, "I'm here for my massage."
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She said, "Okay, what you want to do is you want to go to the men's locker room,
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just down there on the right,
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and in there you'll find a locker, um...
Duration
10 seconds
Views
20
Timestamp in Movie
00:35:09
Uploaded
Jun 03, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Charming comic Michael McIntyre talks family, technology, sharks, accents and the time he confused himself for a world leader in this stand-up special.
Pop those on, and then go straight on and your therapist will meet you. Enjoy." - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:07
Pop those on, and then go straight on and your therapist wil...
A tiny packet of disposable... - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:05
A tiny packet of disposable...
No man should be wearing these, - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:06
No man should be wearing these,
There was a string that went round one hip, - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:11
There was a string that went round one hip,
But, as I say, I'd never seen these disposable massage pants before. - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:05
But, as I say, I'd never seen these disposable massage ...
I assumed it was a face mask for my face. - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:04
I assumed it was a face mask for my face.
So the side stringy bits I hooked onto my ears, like this. - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:06
So the side stringy bits I hooked onto my ears, like this.
And I put my face where my balls were supposed to be housed. - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:05
And I put my face where my balls were supposed to be housed.
Put the robe on, and the slippers, - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:06
Put the robe on, and the slippers,
The pants are on your face!" - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:08
The pants are on your face!"
Isn't it lovely, ladies and gentlemen, isn't it nice, - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:06
Isn't it lovely, ladies and gentlemen, isn't it ni...
Look at all of us. It's such a rarity. - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:04
Look at all of us. It's such a rarity.
It's all very easy to do when you're booking things online. - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:04
It's all very easy to do when you're booking thing...
It doesn't always happen, and nobody knows - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:06
It doesn't always happen, and nobody knows
You're booking your tickets online, and it suddenly just goes, - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:08
You're booking your tickets online, and it suddenly jus...
No one's ever suspected I'm anything other human. - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:06
No one's ever suspected I'm anything other human.
This is really weird, can we carry on?" - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:06
This is really weird, can we carry on?"
We're going to have to run some tests - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:11
We're going to have to run some tests
All I have to do is prove my humanity! - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:04
All I have to do is prove my humanity!
What are the questions?" - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:04
What are the questions?"