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I went round this museum, and I said to somebody working there
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Michael McIntyre: Showman

I went round this museum,and I said to somebody working there, "I'm so sorry, but you do...

I went round this museum,
and I said to somebody working there, "I'm so sorry, but you do know
what happened to the Titanic?" "It was fine when it left here." I don't know if that's the point, mate

Full Transcript

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I went round this museum, and I said to somebody working there,
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"I'm so sorry, but you do know what happened to the Titanic?"
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"It was fine when it left here."
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I don't know if that's the point, mate.
Duration
13 seconds
Views
18
Timestamp in Movie
00:27:41
Uploaded
Jun 03, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Charming comic Michael McIntyre talks family, technology, sharks, accents and the time he confused himself for a world leader in this stand-up special.
Because, with respect to British people, and I want you to know, I am one, - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:06
Because, with respect to British people, and I want you to k...
I did the show in America, they were wild, - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:06
I did the show in America, they were wild,
He was incredible!" - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:05
He was incredible!"
The best I get from British people is, "He didn't disappoint." - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:06
The best I get from British people is, "He didn't ...
...we have to reference - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:07
...we have to reference
The other one I get here is, "Surprisingly good." - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:05
The other one I get here is, "Surprisingly good."
"I'm not planning on much entertainment - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:19
"I'm not planning on much entertainment
And this might come as a surprise to many of you - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:06
And this might come as a surprise to many of you
Everybody in my ancestry, also not from Asia. - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:05
Everybody in my ancestry, also not from Asia.
My children in no way resemble Asian people. - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:06
My children in no way resemble Asian people.
...of my house and family, - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:06
...of my house and family,
Even that I myself mistook myself for an Asian gentleman - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:09
Even that I myself mistook myself for an Asian gentleman
I was coming off an airplane, - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:05
I was coming off an airplane,
Long-haul flight, not paying attention, and I notice, in the corner of my eye, - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:07
Long-haul flight, not paying attention, and I notice, in the...
Oh, my God, something's happened, something must have broken - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:06
Oh, my God, something's happened, something must have b...
What? Oh, my... What is it? Oh, my God." - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:07
What? Oh, my... What is it? Oh, my God."
If there's a more depressing moment - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:08
If there's a more depressing moment
The sad truth - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:08
The sad truth
Maybe the FBI will send me into the Pyongyang palace - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:08
Maybe the FBI will send me into the Pyongyang palace
"How are you with creeping around bedrooms - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:08
"How are you with creeping around bedrooms