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Michael McIntyre: Showman

"I'm the French poodle." My dog comes. "Excuse me,I was wondering if I could get a

"I'm the French poodle." My dog comes. "Excuse me,
I was wondering if I could get a

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"I'm the French poodle."
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My dog comes. "Excuse me, I was wondering if I could get a...
Duration
7 seconds
Views
18
Timestamp in Movie
00:59:15
Uploaded
Jun 03, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Charming comic Michael McIntyre talks family, technology, sharks, accents and the time he confused himself for a world leader in this stand-up special.
I was wondering if I could get a quick sniff on your balls?" - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:06
I was wondering if I could get a quick sniff on your balls?&...
I don't think you made the right decision, no. You have not made the right decision. - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:05
I don't think you made the right decision, no. You have...
Get away from the balls." - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:05
Get away from the balls."
"Please, don't touch my... In normal circumstances I would, - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:06
"Please, don't touch my... In normal circumstances...
Please, balls are not available right now." - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:08
Please, balls are not available right now."
"Ooh, hello! Ah, fucking feast on those, pal! - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:05
"Ooh, hello! Ah, fucking feast on those, pal!
Oh, every time... Every time you see a chihuahua, - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:07
Oh, every time... Every time you see a chihuahua,
He's a bit nippy." - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:10
He's a bit nippy."
Do your research." - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:06
Do your research."
I don't like other people. - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:04
I don't like other people.
Why she not do her research on the internet? - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:05
Why she not do her research on the internet?
When she tries to come close to me, I try to bite her, - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:09
When she tries to come close to me, I try to bite her,
You know when she goes out of the house, - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:05
You know when she goes out of the house,
And get me out of your handbag, you fucking witch!" - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:07
And get me out of your handbag, you fucking witch!"
Ladies and gentlemen, thank you so much for coming out - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:07
Ladies and gentlemen, thank you so much for coming out