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Michael McIntyre: Showman

It would have taken me a billion years before I attempted maneuvers in the car

It would have taken me a billion years before I attempted maneuvers in the car

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It would have taken me a billion years
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before I attempted maneuvers in the car...
Duration
7 seconds
Views
23
Timestamp in Movie
00:47:43
Uploaded
Jun 03, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
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Movie Summary

Charming comic Michael McIntyre talks family, technology, sharks, accents and the time he confused himself for a world leader in this stand-up special.
Shall we just drive around in reverse and you tell me when you're up for it?" - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:07
Shall we just drive around in reverse and you tell me when y...
She said, "Michael, I can't help what I find sexy." - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:30
She said, "Michael, I can't help what I find sexy....
Just take it off in one go." She said, - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:07
Just take it off in one go." She said,
I find that really sexy." - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:18
I find that really sexy."
...slowly and expertly work my way up... - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:06
...slowly and expertly work my way up...
And then you have to pull it off." - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:08
And then you have to pull it off."
Find that sexy." - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:09
Find that sexy."
Came home, kids are asleep, happened to be in a sweater. - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:04
Came home, kids are asleep, happened to be in a sweater.
Thought, "I'm gonna bloody go for it." - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:05
Thought, "I'm gonna bloody go for it."
Nor did I realize it was one of the tighter necklines - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:05
Nor did I realize it was one of the tighter necklines
So I just reached behind my back and I just went for it, I pulled - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:08
So I just reached behind my back and I just went for it, I p...
Also, and I was w-- I was upset about this, - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:10
Also, and I was w-- I was upset about this,
"Don't fill up on bread, Michael." "But it's hot, it's warm." - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:24
"Don't fill up on bread, Michael." "But ...
It took a while, and I finally popped out the top. - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:04
It took a while, and I finally popped out the top.
I thought we could drive around in reverse for a bit - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:05
I thought we could drive around in reverse for a bit
So here, - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:04
So here,
"Too much information." - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:08
"Too much information."
Let's just talk about it, just tell me, - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:06
Let's just talk about it, just tell me,
She went, "What, really?" - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:15
She went, "What, really?"
"Seriously?" "Yes, just tell me." - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:06
"Seriously?" "Yes, just tell me."