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Maybe today, with a shark attack, you see?
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Michael McIntyre: Showman

Maybe today, with a shark attack,you see?" He said, "You've got more chanceof being hit by...

Maybe today, with a shark attack,
you see?" He said, "You've got more chance
of being hit by a car." "Not when I'm fucking swimming, I don't.
I'll be staying here on the beach." "I'll be right here

Full Transcript

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Maybe today, with a shark attack, you see?"
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He said, "You've got more chance of being hit by a car."
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"Not when I'm fucking swimming, I don't. I'll be staying here on the beach."
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"I'll be right here.
Duration
14 seconds
Views
36
Timestamp in Movie
00:23:00
Uploaded
Jun 03, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Charming comic Michael McIntyre talks family, technology, sharks, accents and the time he confused himself for a world leader in this stand-up special.
I'll cool off another way." - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:08
I'll cool off another way."
He was... There was a shark attack incident, - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:04
He was... There was a shark attack incident,
The point I'm trying to make - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:14
The point I'm trying to make
He's lying in his hospital bed - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:05
He's lying in his hospital bed
She's like, "So, just if you can, if it's all right, - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:06
She's like, "So, just if you can, if it's all...
He's like, "Yeah, well, I was... I was just... I-I was just... - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:04
He's like, "Yeah, well, I was... I was just... I-I...
I was just surfing in the ocean, - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:07
I was just surfing in the ocean,
The shark was in its natural habitat. - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:05
The shark was in its natural habitat.
You're the one who literally came out of nowhere - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:07
You're the one who literally came out of nowhere
Literally, on a long, thin platter. - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:05
Literally, on a long, thin platter.
It's not like he's being interviewed in his hospital bed - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:05
It's not like he's being interviewed in his hospit...
I was on the fourth floor of my Melbourne apartment... - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:04
I was on the fourth floor of my Melbourne apartment...
I pulled out the top rack to put my mug in, - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:13
I pulled out the top rack to put my mug in,
I looked out the plane, there's a fucking shark on the wing." - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:10
I looked out the plane, there's a fucking shark on the ...
Um, I like accents. It doesn't matter where you go in the world, - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:06
Um, I like accents. It doesn't matter where you go in t...
I don't know how it evolved, but it is certainly the most sexy way - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:09
I don't know how it evolved, but it is certainly the mo...
Of all the accents in the world, - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:13
Of all the accents in the world,
They've decided, in Northern Ireland, - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:10
They've decided, in Northern Ireland,
Just making noises. Nothing there. Absolutely nothing. - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:05
Just making noises. Nothing there. Absolutely nothing.
"We're gonna make noises in a Northern Irish accent, - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:13
"We're gonna make noises in a Northern Irish accen...