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Michael McIntyre: Showman

Means that my ballsare now the closest thing to the surface of the water,not my bottom...

means that my balls
are now the closest thing to the surface of the water,
not my bottom after all

Full Transcript

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...means that my balls are now the closest thing
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to the surface of the water, not my bottom after all.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
24
Timestamp in Movie
00:15:40
Uploaded
Jun 03, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Charming comic Michael McIntyre talks family, technology, sharks, accents and the time he confused himself for a world leader in this stand-up special.
It's the most sensitive part of the human body - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:09
It's the most sensitive part of the human body
...to test - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:05
...to test
No one's ever handed me a cup of tea and said, "Michael... - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:04
No one's ever handed me a cup of tea and said, "Mi...
This might be a little bit on the hot side." - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:07
This might be a little bit on the hot side."
Just tested it with my hover-paddle hardened bollocks - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:06
Just tested it with my hover-paddle hardened bollocks
Because they're worried that people watching Netflix - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:06
Because they're worried that people watching Netflix
Can you imagine? "What does he drink?" - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:08
Can you imagine? "What does he drink?"
Evian. "Live young, Evian." - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:07
Evian. "Live young, Evian."
It's a colorless, odorless, tasteless liquid - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:05
It's a colorless, odorless, tasteless liquid
It's a miracle of branding and marketing that people prefer different ones. - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:05
It's a miracle of branding and marketing that people pr...
"Oh, I like Voss." "I like Fiji." "I like Buxton." - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:07
"Oh, I like Voss." "I like Fiji." "...
And they get very offended, you must have seen this in restaurants - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:14
And they get very offended, you must have seen this in resta...
I could scoop some from the pavement? It rained earlier." - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:07
I could scoop some from the pavement? It rained earlier.&quo...
We don't know the condition of your taps and your tanks and your pipes. - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:04
We don't know the condition of your taps and your tanks...
Water that's been drained and flushed for centuries? - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:04
Water that's been drained and flushed for centuries?
"Ice?" - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:06
"Ice?"
We'd like a slow death, - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:10
We'd like a slow death,
So this is a culmination - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:07
So this is a culmination
And I suppose it's amazingly exciting to be home at the end of it - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:08
And I suppose it's amazingly exciting to be home at the...
Probably the furthest I've been is the furthest anybody's been from here, - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:07
Probably the furthest I've been is the furthest anybody...