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Michael McIntyre: Showman

Oh, hello." I knew they fancied me because they werelowering their face masks to flirt

Oh, hello." I knew they fancied me because they were
lowering their face masks to flirt

Full Transcript

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Oh, hello."
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I knew they fancied me
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because they were lowering their face masks to flirt.
Duration
8 seconds
Views
20
Timestamp in Movie
00:33:06
Uploaded
Jun 03, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Charming comic Michael McIntyre talks family, technology, sharks, accents and the time he confused himself for a world leader in this stand-up special.
How you doin'?" - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:07
How you doin'?"
Are you a model?" - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:05
Are you a model?"
No, what are you talking about?" - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:10
No, what are you talking about?"
I look exactly like the guy in it. If anything, I'm better looking. - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:04
I look exactly like the guy in it. If anything, I'm bet...
In Hong Kong, I'm a Paco Rabanne model. - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:05
In Hong Kong, I'm a Paco Rabanne model.
In this country, I've been offered zero advertising work whatsoever. - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:06
In this country, I've been offered zero advertising wor...
Unless Jacamo come out with a new jacket boob range, - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:08
Unless Jacamo come out with a new jacket boob range,
"Shop at Jacamo, with their new jacket boob range. - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:05
"Shop at Jacamo, with their new jacket boob range.
Unfortunately, this did lead to a quite embarrassing, uh, - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:04
Unfortunately, this did lead to a quite embarrassing, uh,
Um, I was touring alone, but I couldn't sleep, - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:08
Um, I was touring alone, but I couldn't sleep,
Have a massage, it'll help you sleep." - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:08
Have a massage, it'll help you sleep."
There's a few girls on reception, they're giggling as I walk over - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:06
There's a few girls on reception, they're giggling...
He's the guy from Paco Rabanne! Oh, my God!" - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:08
He's the guy from Paco Rabanne! Oh, my God!"
"I can't believe it's him!" - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:07
"I can't believe it's him!"
It was seeping through the mask by the time I got there. - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:04
It was seeping through the mask by the time I got there.
She looked like the Joker in Batman. Not a good look! - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:04
She looked like the Joker in Batman. Not a good look!
I said, "I'm here for my massage." - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:10
I said, "I'm here for my massage."
Pop those on, and then go straight on and your therapist will meet you. Enjoy." - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:07
Pop those on, and then go straight on and your therapist wil...
A tiny packet of disposable... - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:05
A tiny packet of disposable...
No man should be wearing these, - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:06
No man should be wearing these,