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Michael McIntyre: Showman

Post-haste." I don't know who that first kid was!

Post-haste." I don't know who that first kid was!

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Post-haste."
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I don't know who that first kid was!
Duration
5 seconds
Views
21
Timestamp in Movie
00:53:02
Uploaded
Jun 03, 2025
Genres
comedy
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Movie Summary

Charming comic Michael McIntyre talks family, technology, sharks, accents and the time he confused himself for a world leader in this stand-up special.
"'Ello, mate, I'm your son. Does that come as a surprise?" - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:10
"'Ello, mate, I'm your son. Does that come as...
What kind of a family am I living in? - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:04
What kind of a family am I living in?
And I've just seen Mom reversing down the road - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:05
And I've just seen Mom reversing down the road
I saw a sweater flung out the window. She looked happy. - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:05
I saw a sweater flung out the window. She looked happy.
Happier than in a while, I gotta tell. Big grin on her face." - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:06
Happier than in a while, I gotta tell. Big grin on her face....
So he's always, "I'll get off in a minute." Always "in a minute." - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:07
So he's always, "I'll get off in a minute.&qu...
"You'll come off now, all right? Dinner's on the table." - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:06
"You'll come off now, all right? Dinner's on ...
"It's a really important game, all right?" - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:06
"It's a really important game, all right?"
You can't pause it. I can't..." - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:04
You can't pause it. I can't..."
I'm putting my foot down! You need to pause it." - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:11
I'm putting my foot down! You need to pause it."
I'd have to kill myself on the game." - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:09
I'd have to kill myself on the game."
Get your friend to shoot you! It's Bolognese, getting cold." - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:10
Get your friend to shoot you! It's Bolognese, getting c...
Every time I raise my voice... The other day I was like, "Come on, - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:09
Every time I raise my voice... The other day I was like, &qu...
I'm standing right here. I can hear you. - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:04
I'm standing right here. I can hear you.
Calm down." - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:13
Calm down."
Do you need a snack?" - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:09
Do you need a snack?"
Fluffy, - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:04
Fluffy,
Different breeds of dogs have different natures. I went to-- - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:06
Different breeds of dogs have different natures. I went to--
It tells you about the different breeds, all the characteristics, - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:09
It tells you about the different breeds, all the characteris...
And it was all rated out of five stars, - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:06
And it was all rated out of five stars,