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Michael McIntyre: Showman

"That is an astonishingassumption to make of me." She said, "There'sa lovely big deck on...

"That is an astonishing
assumption to make of me." She said, "There's
a lovely big deck on the sixth floor." "There's a lovely big dick
on the sex floor?

Full Transcript

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"That is an astonishing assumption to make of me."
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She said, "There's a lovely big deck on the sixth floor."
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"There's a lovely big dick on the sex floor?
Duration
13 seconds
Views
38
Timestamp in Movie
00:21:23
Uploaded
Jun 03, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Charming comic Michael McIntyre talks family, technology, sharks, accents and the time he confused himself for a world leader in this stand-up special.
What kind of a place is this?" - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:24
What kind of a place is this?"
The only problem, with all due respect, is the, um... - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:04
The only problem, with all due respect, is the, um...
The sharks have decided that that's where they should be. - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:05
The sharks have decided that that's where they should b...
And the circle Australia, - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:06
And the circle Australia,
They're like, "You gonna come for a swim, Mickey? Come and relax, cool off? - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:04
They're like, "You gonna come for a swim, Mickey? ...
Come for a swim, it's lovely in the water today." - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:06
Come for a swim, it's lovely in the water today."
Why not?" - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:05
Why not?"
The fact that there's ever been one is enough for me." - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:09
The fact that there's ever been one is enough for me.&q...
Maybe today, with a shark attack, you see?" - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:14
Maybe today, with a shark attack, you see?"
I'll cool off another way." - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:08
I'll cool off another way."
He was... There was a shark attack incident, - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:04
He was... There was a shark attack incident,
The point I'm trying to make - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:14
The point I'm trying to make
He's lying in his hospital bed - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:05
He's lying in his hospital bed
She's like, "So, just if you can, if it's all right, - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:06
She's like, "So, just if you can, if it's all...
He's like, "Yeah, well, I was... I was just... I-I was just... - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:04
He's like, "Yeah, well, I was... I was just... I-I...
I was just surfing in the ocean, - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:07
I was just surfing in the ocean,
The shark was in its natural habitat. - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:05
The shark was in its natural habitat.
You're the one who literally came out of nowhere - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:07
You're the one who literally came out of nowhere
Literally, on a long, thin platter. - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:05
Literally, on a long, thin platter.
It's not like he's being interviewed in his hospital bed - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:05
It's not like he's being interviewed in his hospit...