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Michael McIntyre: Showman

That's garden temperature." We might as well sleep in a tent outside

That's garden temperature." We might as well sleep in a tent outside

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That's garden temperature."
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We might as well sleep in a tent outside.
Duration
7 seconds
Views
70
Timestamp in Movie
00:11:49
Uploaded
Jun 03, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
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Charming comic Michael McIntyre talks family, technology, sharks, accents and the time he confused himself for a world leader in this stand-up special.
"Can we close the window, put the heating on?" - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:05
"Can we close the window, put the heating on?"
You know we'll get sore throats." - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:12
You know we'll get sore throats."
It'll be fine. My issue with it is - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:06
It'll be fine. My issue with it is
Why does she want the bedroom so absolutely freezing, - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:10
Why does she want the bedroom so absolutely freezing,
There's lava, and then there's my wife's bath. - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:04
There's lava, and then there's my wife's bath...
When she's in the bath, steam fills the house. - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:05
When she's in the bath, steam fills the house.
People are driving down our road with fog lights on going, - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:16
People are driving down our road with fog lights on going,
No." - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:04
No."
We've all got into a bath - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:05
We've all got into a bath
And it's normally our own fault, we don't have time to wait. - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:04
And it's normally our own fault, we don't have tim...
When we run the hot tap, and we run the cold, - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:13
When we run the hot tap, and we run the cold,
I've run that a bit too hot." - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:06
I've run that a bit too hot."
You get in, and you start lowering yourself, - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:09
You get in, and you start lowering yourself,
...to reach your brain, where the information has to go - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:04
...to reach your brain, where the information has to go
Because it's really quite a long way for the information to travel. - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:05
Because it's really quite a long way for the informatio...
So you start lowering yourself and thinking, - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:07
So you start lowering yourself and thinking,
You have a split-second decision, - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:12
You have a split-second decision,
You look down, you've got these sort of red skin socks of pain. "Ow! - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:07
You look down, you've got these sort of red skin socks ...
Look what I did to myself!" - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:10
Look what I did to myself!"
You look at your arm as if to say, "This will hurt, I do apologize. - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:04
You look at your arm as if to say, "This will hurt, I d...