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Michael McIntyre: Showman

They can't fathom how-- They ask the question,"How did you survive?" And I have no answer

They can't fathom how-- They ask the question,
"How did you survive?" And I have no answer

Full Transcript

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They can't fathom how--
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They ask the question, "How did you survive?"
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And I have no answer.
Duration
7 seconds
Views
21
Timestamp in Movie
00:39:01
Uploaded
Jun 03, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Charming comic Michael McIntyre talks family, technology, sharks, accents and the time he confused himself for a world leader in this stand-up special.
I don't really remember." - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:06
I don't really remember."
Remember those first few years, - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:06
Remember those first few years,
Why did it take us three years - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:09
Why did it take us three years
Think back to our first password, - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:09
Think back to our first password,
It's such a struggle for us to remember all the passwords. - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:05
It's such a struggle for us to remember all the passwor...
We go to businesses online - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:04
We go to businesses online
I can't remember my password." - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:17
I can't remember my password."
"What is your favorite pet?" "Oh, no, I can't believe I chose one." - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:08
"What is your favorite pet?" "Oh, no, I can&#...
"Www." - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:06
"Www."
And at the beginning, we all had one password. - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:04
And at the beginning, we all had one password.
And we used it for everything, every time we joined another business. - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:04
And we used it for everything, every time we joined another ...
"Can I have your password?" "Yes, you can, that is my special word." - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:06
"Can I have your password?" "Yes, you can, th...
You would put your password in, and it would go, "Weak." - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:18
You would put your password in, and it would go, "Weak....
I'm sorry, we will not be accepting passwords anymore - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:09
I'm sorry, we will not be accepting passwords anymore
And we all momentarily considered our options - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:10
And we all momentarily considered our options
But the internet became even more popular, - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:25
But the internet became even more popular,
...and that will be at the end of my now capitalized password." - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:19
...and that will be at the end of my now capitalized passwor...
A world of special characters. - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:05
A world of special characters.
And businesses would say, "We need a capital letter, - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:10
And businesses would say, "We need a capital letter,
And we clicked on the button, "Please, can I have some examples - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:11
And we clicked on the button, "Please, can I have some ...