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Michael McIntyre: Showman

We have to reference our disappointing lives

we have to reference our disappointing lives

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...we have to reference
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our disappointing lives.
Duration
7 seconds
Views
19
Timestamp in Movie
00:28:44
Uploaded
Jun 03, 2025
Genres
comedy
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Movie Summary

Charming comic Michael McIntyre talks family, technology, sharks, accents and the time he confused himself for a world leader in this stand-up special.
The other one I get here is, "Surprisingly good." - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:05
The other one I get here is, "Surprisingly good."
"I'm not planning on much entertainment - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:19
"I'm not planning on much entertainment
And this might come as a surprise to many of you - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:06
And this might come as a surprise to many of you
Everybody in my ancestry, also not from Asia. - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:05
Everybody in my ancestry, also not from Asia.
My children in no way resemble Asian people. - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:06
My children in no way resemble Asian people.
...of my house and family, - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:06
...of my house and family,
Even that I myself mistook myself for an Asian gentleman - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:09
Even that I myself mistook myself for an Asian gentleman
I was coming off an airplane, - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:05
I was coming off an airplane,
Long-haul flight, not paying attention, and I notice, in the corner of my eye, - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:07
Long-haul flight, not paying attention, and I notice, in the...
Oh, my God, something's happened, something must have broken - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:06
Oh, my God, something's happened, something must have b...
What? Oh, my... What is it? Oh, my God." - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:07
What? Oh, my... What is it? Oh, my God."
If there's a more depressing moment - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:08
If there's a more depressing moment
The sad truth - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:08
The sad truth
Maybe the FBI will send me into the Pyongyang palace - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:08
Maybe the FBI will send me into the Pyongyang palace
"How are you with creeping around bedrooms - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:08
"How are you with creeping around bedrooms
Just give me a schematic of all the creaks on the floorboards and we'll be fine." - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:12
Just give me a schematic of all the creaks on the floorboard...
Now, I should tell you that I'm married to a beautiful woman. - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:06
Now, I should tell you that I'm married to a beautiful ...
And I know that she's out of my league because everybody who meets us, - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:08
And I know that she's out of my league because everybod...
And a great... a great distance - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:06
And a great... a great distance
I'm fine, I'm fine with it, I don't care. - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:04
I'm fine, I'm fine with it, I don't care.