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Michael McIntyre: Showman

"We're gonnamake noises in a Northern Irish accent, just gonna...What are you even doing...

"We're gonna
make noises in a Northern Irish accent, just gonna...
What are you even doing here?" "I don't even know
what you're doing here myself." How does it start?
Because babies are like

Full Transcript

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"We're gonna make noises in a Northern Irish accent,
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just gonna... What are you even doing here?"
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"I don't even know what you're doing here myself."
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How does it start? Because babies are like...
Duration
13 seconds
Views
81
Timestamp in Movie
00:26:12
Uploaded
Jun 03, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Charming comic Michael McIntyre talks family, technology, sharks, accents and the time he confused himself for a world leader in this stand-up special.
"Wah!" - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:04
"Wah!"
If you're going to stay here, you've got to do the 'Aah.'" - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:06
If you're going to stay here, you've got to do the...
The Northern Irish accent is the only time I've ever heard - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:10
The Northern Irish accent is the only time I've ever he...
I was in Dubai airport and this bloke sitting next to me just went... - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:05
I was in Dubai airport and this bloke sitting next to me jus...
"Achoo." - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:04
"Achoo."
"Are you from, uh, Northern Ireland?" - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:10
"Are you from, uh, Northern Ireland?"
Had some time to kill while I was there, - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:10
Had some time to kill while I was there,
And it's all about the building of the Titanic, - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:08
And it's all about the building of the Titanic,
It's like they don't know what happened to the Titanic. - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:05
It's like they don't know what happened to the Tit...
I went round this museum, and I said to somebody working there, - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:13
I went round this museum, and I said to somebody working the...
Because, with respect to British people, and I want you to know, I am one, - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:06
Because, with respect to British people, and I want you to k...
I did the show in America, they were wild, - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:06
I did the show in America, they were wild,
He was incredible!" - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:05
He was incredible!"
The best I get from British people is, "He didn't disappoint." - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:06
The best I get from British people is, "He didn't ...
...we have to reference - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:07
...we have to reference
The other one I get here is, "Surprisingly good." - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:05
The other one I get here is, "Surprisingly good."
"I'm not planning on much entertainment - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:19
"I'm not planning on much entertainment
And this might come as a surprise to many of you - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:06
And this might come as a surprise to many of you
Everybody in my ancestry, also not from Asia. - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:05
Everybody in my ancestry, also not from Asia.
My children in no way resemble Asian people. - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:06
My children in no way resemble Asian people.