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Michael McIntyre: Showman

Why would you bring an animalinto your home if it doesn't love you the fullest?

Why would you bring an animal
into your home if it doesn't love you the fullest?

Full Transcript

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Why would you bring an animal into your home
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if it doesn't love you the fullest?
Duration
6 seconds
Views
22
Timestamp in Movie
00:56:06
Uploaded
Jun 03, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
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Movie Summary

Charming comic Michael McIntyre talks family, technology, sharks, accents and the time he confused himself for a world leader in this stand-up special.
And five-star love dogs, there's, you know, golden retrievers, - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:07
And five-star love dogs, there's, you know, golden retr...
He's like, "I love you so much." - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:07
He's like, "I love you so much."
I don't know how he speaks, - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:05
I don't know how he speaks,
"I love you so much. Thank you so much for being my master. - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:04
"I love you so much. Thank you so much for being my mas...
I love what you've done with the place, it's magnificent. Absolutely beautiful. - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:04
I love what you've done with the place, it's magni...
When I look at you, I feel the same way as an Asian woman does - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:05
When I look at you, I feel the same way as an Asian woman do...
I love the way, when you reach up high, your jacket squeezes up like boobs. - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:04
I love the way, when you reach up high, your jacket squeezes...
I love it when I hear you getting up in the night and I listen for you peeing. - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:04
I love it when I hear you getting up in the night and I list...
I love it when you come out the bath and you've got two red feet, - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:05
I love it when you come out the bath and you've got two...
I get worried about you getting bitten by sharks in Australia. - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:04
I get worried about you getting bitten by sharks in Australi...
You're one of the most genuine people I've ever known in my entire life. - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:04
You're one of the most genuine people I've ever kn...
I... I know it's irrational, but I worry that you might be dead. - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:04
I... I know it's irrational, but I worry that you might...
I get it in my head that he's only gone and died, my master, - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:06
I get it in my head that he's only gone and died, my ma...
And then when you come home, - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:09
And then when you come home,
I went on the website to see dogs that don't get five stars for love. - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:06
I went on the website to see dogs that don't get five s...
Those little Mexican dogs with the googly eyes, - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:05
Those little Mexican dogs with the googly eyes,
'Cause you run into different breeds of dogs, - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:09
'Cause you run into different breeds of dogs,
And basically, what they want to do, - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:10
And basically, what they want to do,
It's very odd. He goes up to a dog, - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:08
It's very odd. He goes up to a dog,
And then he's, "Have a go on mine." - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:05
And then he's, "Have a go on mine."