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"Why'd you have to wake me up?
Why do you make so much noise?" So I have to make sure she stays asleep.
And also, if she wakes up in the night, she will inevitably go on her phone, which means she will inevitably buy shoes
Why do you make so much noise?" So I have to make sure she stays asleep.
And also, if she wakes up in the night, she will inevitably go on her phone, which means she will inevitably buy shoes
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"Why'd you have to wake me up?
Why do you make so much noise?"
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So I have to make sure she stays asleep.
And also, if she wakes up in the night,
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she will inevitably go on her phone,
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which means she will inevitably buy shoes.
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Movie Summary
Charming comic Michael McIntyre talks family, technology, sharks, accents and the time he confused himself for a world leader in this stand-up special.