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Michael McIntyre: Showman

You can't pause it. I can't..." "You can pause it!

You can't pause it. I can't..." "You can pause it!

Full Transcript

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You can't pause it. I can't..."
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"You can pause it!
Duration
4 seconds
Views
24
Timestamp in Movie
00:54:02
Uploaded
Jun 03, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Charming comic Michael McIntyre talks family, technology, sharks, accents and the time he confused himself for a world leader in this stand-up special.
I'm putting my foot down! You need to pause it." - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:11
I'm putting my foot down! You need to pause it."
I'd have to kill myself on the game." - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:09
I'd have to kill myself on the game."
Get your friend to shoot you! It's Bolognese, getting cold." - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:10
Get your friend to shoot you! It's Bolognese, getting c...
Every time I raise my voice... The other day I was like, "Come on, - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:09
Every time I raise my voice... The other day I was like, &qu...
I'm standing right here. I can hear you. - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:04
I'm standing right here. I can hear you.
Calm down." - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:13
Calm down."
Do you need a snack?" - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:09
Do you need a snack?"
Fluffy, - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:04
Fluffy,
Different breeds of dogs have different natures. I went to-- - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:06
Different breeds of dogs have different natures. I went to--
It tells you about the different breeds, all the characteristics, - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:09
It tells you about the different breeds, all the characteris...
And it was all rated out of five stars, - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:06
And it was all rated out of five stars,
Why would you bring an animal into your home - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:06
Why would you bring an animal into your home
And five-star love dogs, there's, you know, golden retrievers, - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:07
And five-star love dogs, there's, you know, golden retr...
He's like, "I love you so much." - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:07
He's like, "I love you so much."
I don't know how he speaks, - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:05
I don't know how he speaks,
"I love you so much. Thank you so much for being my master. - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:04
"I love you so much. Thank you so much for being my mas...
I love what you've done with the place, it's magnificent. Absolutely beautiful. - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:04
I love what you've done with the place, it's magni...
When I look at you, I feel the same way as an Asian woman does - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:05
When I look at you, I feel the same way as an Asian woman do...
I love the way, when you reach up high, your jacket squeezes up like boobs. - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:04
I love the way, when you reach up high, your jacket squeezes...
I love it when I hear you getting up in the night and I listen for you peeing. - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:04
I love it when I hear you getting up in the night and I list...