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Michael McIntyre: Showman

You create a sort of foot mop situation, as you remove your own peefrom the bathroom floor

You create a sort of foot mop situation, as you remove your own pee
from the bathroom floor

Full Transcript

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You create a sort of foot mop situation,
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as you remove your own pee from the bathroom floor.
Duration
9 seconds
Views
32
Timestamp in Movie
00:09:22
Uploaded
Jun 03, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Charming comic Michael McIntyre talks family, technology, sharks, accents and the time he confused himself for a world leader in this stand-up special.
"How's your life going, Michael?" "Well, I'm just foot-mopping piss - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:06
"How's your life going, Michael?" "Well,...
Other than that, really, really happy." - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:07
Other than that, really, really happy."
Soon as I get into the bedroom, I can see my wife's face glowing. - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:06
Soon as I get into the bedroom, I can see my wife's fac...
I've bought three pairs of shoes there." - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:04
I've bought three pairs of shoes there."
I've started having a Berocca before bed, - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:08
I've started having a Berocca before bed,
I think as I get older, I'll get more and more brilliant at it. - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:05
I think as I get older, I'll get more and more brillian...
By the time I'm 80, I'll be like Ninja Warrior. - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:08
By the time I'm 80, I'll be like Ninja Warrior.
Before realizing I've accidentally peed in the spare room cupboard, - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:07
Before realizing I've accidentally peed in the spare ro...
But the good news is, - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:18
But the good news is,
She sleeps with the window open, - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:10
She sleeps with the window open,
That's garden temperature." - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:07
That's garden temperature."
"Can we close the window, put the heating on?" - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:05
"Can we close the window, put the heating on?"
You know we'll get sore throats." - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:12
You know we'll get sore throats."
It'll be fine. My issue with it is - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:06
It'll be fine. My issue with it is
Why does she want the bedroom so absolutely freezing, - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:10
Why does she want the bedroom so absolutely freezing,
There's lava, and then there's my wife's bath. - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:04
There's lava, and then there's my wife's bath...
When she's in the bath, steam fills the house. - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:05
When she's in the bath, steam fills the house.
People are driving down our road with fog lights on going, - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:16
People are driving down our road with fog lights on going,
No." - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:04
No."
We've all got into a bath - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:05
We've all got into a bath