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Michael McIntyre: Showman

You have a split-second decision, "Do I stay, or do I go?" And many times you just go,"I...

You have a split-second decision, "Do I stay, or do I go?" And many times you just go,
"I can't! Oh, my God, I can't!" And you end up standing naked
in your bathroom

Full Transcript

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You have a split-second decision,
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"Do I stay, or do I go?"
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And many times you just go, "I can't! Oh, my God, I can't!"
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And you end up standing naked in your bathroom.
Duration
12 seconds
Views
28
Timestamp in Movie
00:13:54
Uploaded
Jun 03, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Charming comic Michael McIntyre talks family, technology, sharks, accents and the time he confused himself for a world leader in this stand-up special.
You look down, you've got these sort of red skin socks of pain. "Ow! - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:07
You look down, you've got these sort of red skin socks ...
Look what I did to myself!" - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:10
Look what I did to myself!"
You look at your arm as if to say, "This will hurt, I do apologize. - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:04
You look at your arm as if to say, "This will hurt, I d...
Brace yourself." - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:18
Brace yourself."
This is where you get into the bath, - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:07
This is where you get into the bath,
You get the cold on, - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:05
You get the cold on,
Be brave! Be brave!" - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:08
Be brave! Be brave!"
It's getting better, it's getting better! Come on!" - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:06
It's getting better, it's getting better! Come on!...
Is it ready to fully submerge? - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:04
Is it ready to fully submerge?
And you do this with your bottom, you select your bottom, - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:11
And you do this with your bottom, you select your bottom,
This is where I forget, unfortunately, that I have balls. - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:05
This is where I forget, unfortunately, that I have balls.
It's more the angle of dangle... - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:04
It's more the angle of dangle...
...means that my balls are now the closest thing - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:06
...means that my balls are now the closest thing
It's the most sensitive part of the human body - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:09
It's the most sensitive part of the human body
...to test - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:05
...to test
No one's ever handed me a cup of tea and said, "Michael... - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:04
No one's ever handed me a cup of tea and said, "Mi...
This might be a little bit on the hot side." - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:07
This might be a little bit on the hot side."
Just tested it with my hover-paddle hardened bollocks - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:06
Just tested it with my hover-paddle hardened bollocks
Because they're worried that people watching Netflix - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:06
Because they're worried that people watching Netflix
Can you imagine? "What does he drink?" - Michael McIntyre: Showman 00:08
Can you imagine? "What does he drink?"