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Michelle Wolf: Joke Show

Comedian Michelle Wolf takes on outrage culture, massages, childbirth, feminism and much more (like otters) in a stand-up special from New York City.

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Lance Bangs

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Irwin Entertainment,Cats in Pants,Dixon Talent

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https://www.netflix.com/title/81036542

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It seems like
over the past couple of years, - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show

It seems like over the past couple of years,

Like, I saw otters in real life, - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show

Like, I saw otters in real life,

So, I post about it on Instagram, - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show

So, I post about it on Instagram,

And then this woman responds to me. - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show

And then this woman responds to me.

She was like, "You know,
I used to love otters too..." - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show

She was like, "You know, I used to love otters too...&q...

Be better." - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show

He wanted to ruin otters for you.
He had to look up that fact. - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show

He wanted to ruin otters for you. He had to look up that fac...

[audience laughing] - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show

[audience laughing]

That's not something they're just
giving away on Planet Earth. - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show

That's not something they're just giving away on P...

[audience groans] - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show

[audience groans]

[audience laughs and applauds] - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show

[audience laughs and applauds]

She's like, "I'm a fan of yours,
and you're a comedian, - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show

She's like, "I'm a fan of yours, and you'...

You definitely won't use this in a bit." - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show

You definitely won't use this in a bit."

I thought you should know." - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show

I thought you should know."

[audience laughs] - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show

[audience laughs]

[audience laughing and applauding] - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show

[audience laughing and applauding]

Also, whatever you do,
you gotta stop saying "rape." - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show

Also, whatever you do, you gotta stop saying "rape.&quo...

What kind of weird, fairy tale animal sex
happens in your head? - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show

What kind of weird, fairy tale animal sex happens in your he...

[audience laughs] - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show

[audience laughs]

Did you think a Lab
just fell in love with a poodle? - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show

Did you think a Lab just fell in love with a poodle?

That they saw each other
from across a field - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show

That they saw each other from across a field

Some breeder was like, - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show

Some breeder was like,

Either some dog breeder jerked off a Lab,
and then shoved that jizz into a poodle, - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show

Either some dog breeder jerked off a Lab, and then shoved th...

You can choose whichever one
makes you feel better about life, - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show

You can choose whichever one makes you feel better about lif...

This wasn't Lady and the Tramp,
this was two dogs, one cup. - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show

This wasn't Lady and the Tramp, this was two dogs, one ...

[audience laughing] - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show

[audience laughing]

And for the otters, - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show

And for the otters,

For all you know, the seal could have been
up on a rock and been like, - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show

For all you know, the seal could have been up on a rock and ...

The cutest animal in the world? - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show

The cutest animal in the world?

If I was up here being like,
"Otters rape rats," - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show

If I was up here being like, "Otters rape rats,"

[audience laughing] - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show

[audience laughing]

It's not like I was posting pictures
of Kim Jong-un, - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show

It's not like I was posting pictures of Kim Jong-un,

[audience laughing] - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show

[audience laughing]

We can't wait to have them canceled, - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show

We can't wait to have them canceled,

Like, me liking otters could have
very easily turned into, - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show

Like, me liking otters could have very easily turned into,

[audience applauds and laughs] - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show

[audience applauds and laughs]

Like, right now it's tweets and Instagram, - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show

Like, right now it's tweets and Instagram,

I personally love manifestos - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show

I personally love manifestos

[audience laughs] - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show

[audience laughs]

Blogs are a conversation
no one wanted to have with you. - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show

Blogs are a conversation no one wanted to have with you.

Even when you were typing it, - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show

Even when you were typing it,

We have such strong opinions,
and we can't just let them be opinions, - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show

We have such strong opinions, and we can't just let the...

Like, I have a friend, - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show

Like, I have a friend,

I'm much more worried
about Americans taking immigrant jobs. - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show

I'm much more worried about Americans taking immigrant ...

I got a massage
from a Midwestern white lady. - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show

I got a massage from a Midwestern white lady.

[audience laughs] - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show

[audience laughs]

And not like an angry or a hungry cat,
just a happy cat. - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show

And not like an angry or a hungry cat, just a happy cat.

Then, a couple weeks later, - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show

Then, a couple weeks later,

You need a massage from someone
who's been through something. - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show

You need a massage from someone who's been through some...

You can't get a massage from a woman
named Meredith, - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show

You can't get a massage from a woman named Meredith,

[audience laughs] - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show

[audience laughs]

You want a massage from someone
who has to give you a massage. - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show

You want a massage from someone who has to give you a massag...

Someone who wants-- - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show

Someone who wants--

[audience laughs] - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show

[audience laughs]

Comes in here and says her neck
is sore from sleeping wrong? - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show

Comes in here and says her neck is sore from sleeping wrong?

I live three states away
and I bike to work, - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show

I live three states away and I bike to work,

This same friend, - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show

This same friend,

[audience laughs] - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show

[audience laughs]

And I do think part of the problem
is that women, - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show

And I do think part of the problem is that women,

Like, when we have a baby,
we say it's a miracle. - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show

Like, when we have a baby, we say it's a miracle.

These men hear "miracle,"
and they're like, - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show

These men hear "miracle," and they're like,

A miracle is going to bed with one foot
and then waking up with two feet. - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show

A miracle is going to bed with one foot and then waking up w...

[audience laughing] - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show

[audience laughing]

Get some of those lefts." - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show

Get some of those lefts."

[audience laughs] - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show

[audience laughs]

Like, when Florida gets hit
with a hurricane, - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show

Like, when Florida gets hit with a hurricane,

They're not like, "And then Florida
was kissed with wind by God." - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show

They're not like, "And then Florida was kissed wit...

Get a reporter in there, - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show

Get a reporter in there,

[audience laughs] - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show

[audience laughs]

Man cannot survive. - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show

Man cannot survive.

Debris is everywhere. - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show

Debris is everywhere.

I have Martha's husband here,
let's see what he has to say." - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show

I have Martha's husband here, let's see what he ha...

Same thing with periods,
too cute about those. - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show

Same thing with periods, too cute about those.

"Period," "time of the month," "Aunt Flo."
They all suck. - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show

"Period," "time of the month,"...

A period should be called:
"bloody tissue falling out of a hole." - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show

A period should be called: "bloody tissue falling out o...

And you were like, "Hey, I got
bloody tissue falling out of a hole," - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show

And you were like, "Hey, I got bloody tissue falling ou...

I know, I talk about periods a lot, - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show

I know, I talk about periods a lot,

There's never a time
we wake up and we're like, - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show

There's never a time we wake up and we're like,

Yeah, I clean out my vagina once a month, - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show

Yeah, I clean out my vagina once a month,

[audience laughing] - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show

[audience laughing]

I know they're gross, - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show

I know they're gross,

But then, I was thinking how women, - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show

But then, I was thinking how women,

And you know what?
I don't think we would be very nice. - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show

And you know what? I don't think we would be very nice.

[audience laughs] - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show

[audience laughs]

You're just like your father." - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show

You're just like your father."

But you know, women, - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show

But you know, women,

Babe? Babe?" - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show

But I took it out, I flipped it around,
and I put it back in, so..." - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show

But I took it out, I flipped it around, and I put it back in...

"Oh, no, little buddy." - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show

"Oh, no, little buddy."

Like, all the strings would have
little superheroes on the ends. - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show

Like, all the strings would have little superheroes on the e...

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Comedian Michelle Wolf takes on outrage culture, massages, childbirth, feminism and much more (like otters) in a stand-up special from New York City.

User Rating: 0.0 (0 ratings)

Director: Lance Bangs

Writer: Michelle Wolf

Production: Irwin Entertainment,Cats in Pants,Dixon Talent

Genre: comedy

Year: 2019

MetaScore: N/A/100

ImdbRating: 7.3

BoxOffice: N/A

Released: 10 Dec 2019

Awards: N/A

Homepage: https://www.netflix.com/title/81036542