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Michelle Wolf: Joke Show

Comedian Michelle Wolf takes on outrage culture, massages, childbirth, feminism and much more (like otters) in a stand-up special from New York City.

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Lance Bangs

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Irwin Entertainment,Cats in Pants,Dixon Talent

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https://www.netflix.com/title/81036542

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[audience laughs] - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show

[audience laughs]

It's like, "When Batman's face turns red, - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show

It's like, "When Batman's face turns red,

They were like, "I was on board
with this whole male period thing, - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show

They were like, "I was on board with this whole male pe...

[audience laughing and applauding] - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show

[audience laughing and applauding]

But the more I think
about men having periods, - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show

But the more I think about men having periods,

Like, you know how women,
how, like, when we get our period, - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show

Like, you know how women, how, like, when we get our period,

And if you dare say anything about it,
we get really angry. - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show

And if you dare say anything about it, we get really angry.

"Is this-- is this 'cause of your period?" - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show

"Is this-- is this 'cause of your period?"

These feelings are... [loudly] justified!" - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show

These feelings are... [loudly] justified!"

Uh, where'd we leave off?
Your dad, kindergarten, go." - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show

Uh, where'd we leave off? Your dad, kindergarten, go.&q...

And, like, when we first get our periods,
a lot of us are in school, - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show

And, like, when we first get our periods, a lot of us are in...

[quietly] "Hey, does anyone have, like,
a tampon, or, um, a sock, or... - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show

[quietly] "Hey, does anyone have, like, a tampon, or, u...

Do you have any questions?" - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show

Do you have any questions?"

I think, uh, men would be quite loud
about their periods. - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show

I think, uh, men would be quite loud about their periods.

I think, first of all,
regardless if it were true or not, - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show

I think, first of all, regardless if it were true or not,

[audience laughs] - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show

[audience laughs]

You can ask anyone in college.
They called me The Flowmeister." - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show

You can ask anyone in college. They called me The Flowmeiste...

I think dads-- - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show

You know, he'd be like,
"My boy is a man. Come out here, son." - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show

You know, he'd be like, "My boy is a man. Come out...

[audience applauding and cheering] - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show

[audience applauding and cheering]

I've already synced up with my boy." - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show

I've already synced up with my boy."

"I don't want to get too emotional
about this, - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show

"I don't want to get too emotional about this,

It's a Captain America tampon." - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show

It's a Captain America tampon."

Just remember to flip it around
before you..." - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show

Just remember to flip it around before you..."

I was thinking about it.
Like, could you even-- - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show

I was thinking about it. Like, could you even--

I think we'd be able to figure it out,
though, you know? - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show

I think we'd be able to figure it out, though, you know...

[audience laughing and cheering] - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show

[audience laughing and cheering]

[audience laughs] - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show

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[audience laughs] - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show

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And I don't care how many times
you try to trick me - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show

And I don't care how many times you try to trick me

Like, if an insurance guy came by,
he'd be like, "No, it's totaled." - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show

Like, if an insurance guy came by, he'd be like, "...

Like, a mid-sized Japanese?" - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show

Like, a mid-sized Japanese?"

Birth is gross, but it's crazy, - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show

Birth is gross, but it's crazy,

[audience laughs] - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show

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[audience laughs] - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show

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First of all, there's a lady giraffe, - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show

First of all, there's a lady giraffe,

[audience laughs] - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show

[audience laughs]

And then, all of a sudden, out of what
I can only assume is her gaping vagina, - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show

And then, all of a sudden, out of what I can only assume is ...

She's just like,
"Life's hard, learn it now!" - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show

She's just like, "Life's hard, learn it now!&...

She doesn't make a face,
she doesn't make a sound, - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show

She doesn't make a face, she doesn't make a sound,

I don't know--
I don't know if I want to have a baby, - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show

I don't know-- I don't know if I want to have a ba...

Like, I would want to breastfeed, - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show

Like, I would want to breastfeed,

Pew, pew!" - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show

Like, "Sorry, E-ZPass is down,
but keep the change." - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show

Like, "Sorry, E-ZPass is down, but keep the change.&quo...

I don't know if I should have a baby - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show

I don't know if I should have a baby

I think childhood should be miserable - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show

I think childhood should be miserable

And then a bunch of shit happened,
and now we're like, - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show

And then a bunch of shit happened, and now we're like,

...because there's no way the second half
of that kid's life isn't better. - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show

...because there's no way the second half of that kid&#...

He escapes, he's like,
"Yeah, I'm an accountant, I have a window. - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show

He escapes, he's like, "Yeah, I'm an accounta...

This is amazing." - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show

This is amazing."

And, like, of the week, not 8,942." - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show

And, like, of the week, not 8,942."

By the way, - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show

I don't think about how I would escape, - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show

I don't think about how I would escape,

[audience laughs] - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show

[audience laughs]

And then one day he's like, "Claire!" - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show

And then one day he's like, "Claire!"

[audience laughs] - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show

[audience laughs]

But those guys that have
those basement prison families, - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show

But those guys that have those basement prison families,

Or do you think they kidnap a lady, - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show

Or do you think they kidnap a lady,

[audience laughs] - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show

[audience laughs]

I'm gonna have to run to Home Depot.
[chuckles] - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show

I'm gonna have to run to Home Depot. [chuckles]

Just kidding, you can't,
you're chained to a radiator." - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show

Just kidding, you can't, you're chained to a radia...

[audience laughs] - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show

[audience laughs]

Once a year, - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show

And they interview the neighbors, - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show

And they interview the neighbors,

Well, he was always such a nice guy." - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show

Well, he was always such a nice guy."

[audience laughing] - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show

[audience laughing]

If you're ever talking to your neighbor
and you're like, "How's it going?" - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show

If you're ever talking to your neighbor and you're...

[audience laughing] - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show

[audience laughing]

[audience laughs] - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show

[audience laughs]

[audience cheering] - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show

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[audience laughs] - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show

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[audience cheering and applauding[ - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show

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And a lot of people think that even if
you're allowed to get abortions, - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show

And a lot of people think that even if you're allowed t...

You're a redhead and he's a redhead - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show

You're a redhead and he's a redhead

[audience laughs] - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show

[audience laughs]

I mean, not too much time,
but you should take your time." - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show

I mean, not too much time, but you should take your time.&qu...

I left work, I got an abortion, - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show

I left work, I got an abortion,

And I also think,
a pretty good advertisement for LaCroix. - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show

And I also think, a pretty good advertisement for LaCroix.

[audience laughs] - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show

[audience laughs]

We talk about it in a very
legislative way, but not in a real way. - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show

We talk about it in a very legislative way, but not in a rea...

So, I think a lot of women
have a lot of apprehension surrounding it. - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show

So, I think a lot of women have a lot of apprehension surrou...

You know, we talk about it so negatively - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show

You know, we talk about it so negatively

[audience laughs] - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show

[audience laughs]

[audience laughing] - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show

[audience laughing]

That was the perfect time
for God to be like, - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show

That was the perfect time for God to be like,

You can cum inside of me!" - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show

You can cum inside of me!"

[audience cheering and applauding] - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show

[audience cheering and applauding]

And, yes, that is how I talk during sex. - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show

And, yes, that is how I talk during sex.

"Sure, you can cum inside of me!
Man, this is fun. Jeez Louise." - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show

"Sure, you can cum inside of me! Man, this is fun. Jeez...

Careful around fire trucks." - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show

Careful around fire trucks."

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Comedian Michelle Wolf takes on outrage culture, massages, childbirth, feminism and much more (like otters) in a stand-up special from New York City.

User Rating: 0.0 (0 ratings)

Director: Lance Bangs

Writer: Michelle Wolf

Production: Irwin Entertainment,Cats in Pants,Dixon Talent

Genre: comedy

Year: 2019

MetaScore: N/A/100

ImdbRating: 7.3

BoxOffice: N/A

Released: 10 Dec 2019

Awards: N/A

Homepage: https://www.netflix.com/title/81036542