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Michelle Wolf: Joke Show

All those warnings,on medicine, when it says, "Don't take this if you're allergic to...

All those warnings,
on medicine, when it says, "Don't take this if you're allergic to it,
you fucking idiot." That's for men!

Full Transcript

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All those warnings, on medicine, when it says,
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"Don't take this if you're allergic to it, you fucking idiot."
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That's for men!
Duration
9 seconds
Views
21
Timestamp in Movie
00:45:51
Uploaded
Jun 12, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Irwin Entertainment,Cats in Pants,Dixon Talent

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Movie Summary

Comedian Michelle Wolf takes on outrage culture, massages, childbirth, feminism and much more (like otters) in a stand-up special from New York City.
That's why there's a man in the crosswalk, so you can go, - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:15
That's why there's a man in the crosswalk, so you ...
There's no woman sitting at home being like, - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:05
There's no woman sitting at home being like,
God made men, and he was like, "I can do better." - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:18
God made men, and he was like, "I can do better."
I'll make lesbians while I'm at it, I'll give them my carpentry skills." - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:08
I'll make lesbians while I'm at it, I'll give...
I don't think they know what's gonna happen, - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:05
I don't think they know what's gonna happen,
But my favorite fact about lesbians is that for the longest time, - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:07
But my favorite fact about lesbians is that for the longest ...
Like, men couldn't wrap their heads around lesbians, - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:05
Like, men couldn't wrap their heads around lesbians,
They were like, "A puzzle piece is missing." - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:07
They were like, "A puzzle piece is missing."
They didn't like it, but they were like, "There's these crazy guys, - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:15
They didn't like it, but they were like, "There�...
They were like, "No, it's two ins, it's not structurally sound. - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:04
They were like, "No, it's two ins, it's not s...
Believe me, I'm an engineer." - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:06
Believe me, I'm an engineer."
[audience whooping] - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:05
[audience whooping]
I learned this about myself recently: - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:04
I learned this about myself recently:
Not 'cause of anything you do sexually, very onboard with that, - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:05
Not 'cause of anything you do sexually, very onboard wi...
I hate gay men 'cause they're better at being women than I am. - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:04
I hate gay men 'cause they're better at being wome...
Like, I thought I liked dick, - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:09
Like, I thought I liked dick,
Gay guys talk about dick the way men wished women talked about dick. - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:05
Gay guys talk about dick the way men wished women talked abo...
Straight men, if you want someone to love your dick, - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:05
Straight men, if you want someone to love your dick,
[audience laughs] - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:06
[audience laughs]
They're like, "Is it here yet? Can I open it?" - Michelle Wolf: Joke Show 00:09
They're like, "Is it here yet? Can I open it?"...